louis: *dumps ur body in a swamp*
louis: *burns you alive*
louis: *leaves you to die alone*
louis: CRY MORE NERD
louis: *refuses to save u cause u literally gave ur fuckign body away*
louis: ily so much ure my one true love never leave my prince i am urs
you should all go read the vampire chronicles for
- pansexual polyamorous vampires who dress sharp as fuck and become rockstars
- egyptian queens who literally crush hearts
- 17 year-old russian ginger boys who for some reason are played by antonio banderas in the movie
- small vampire girls who r like the embodiment of the oedipus complex
- broody dark-haired nerds who r so beautiful the author has to describe their perfect face for 5 pages before the plot can continue
Louis: feels sad and pissed off
Armand: feels conflicted and angry but also dead inside
David: feels like a goddamn hot babysitter
Nicolas: can’t feel anything because he doesn’t have hands anymore
Gabrielle: feels the blood of her enemies all over her
Santino: feels satan in his veins
Lestat: feels himselfooc; a summary of vc
ooc; Okay but Louis won the “irritate Armand” game once by just being 100% apathetic for decades until one night Armand was like “i GIVE UP i CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE” and left him and Louis’ only reaction was chewing on grass like a fucking cow
This series becomes really funny when you look at it through the lens of “every character just trying their damnedest to upset Armand”
ooc; Alternative title for VC: Everybody Hates (except Marius)
me reading every Vampire Chronicles book ever: lestat pls don’t
What Lestat thinks: 
[via versaillesrose, here]
this asshole has already killed dogs and now he’s munching on a child seriously lestat should put him out of his misery
merciful-death: ooc; My mother
We watch a movie when we eat dinner together and guess what we watched the first half of tonight
Lestat doesn’t know how to quit Louis.
interview with the vampire is a movie about two gay jerks raising a sociopathic child and then they get a divorce that results in a lot of death for a lot of people
Oh god that is too big an answer to try to tackle. I’d say read the Vampire Companion for that.
In short though, if you want my opinion, I’d recommend you try my VC Synopsis tag, where you’ll find such gems as:
lestat: *dramatizes*
louis: *angsts*
armand: *blends*
I-want-my-IWTV 