George Michael: She’s kind of my girlfriend.
Michael: Her?
Episode 2×03 “¡Amigos!”
My new pick-up line is “I will literally murder all men except you you will be my boyfriend.” Worked for Akasha.
#Awkward gender politics in your vampire novel
#I can only describe what Lestat wears in this movie as the male version of Leia’s slave bikini
^THIS, ALL OF THIS
Lucille: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.
Cutaway: earlier that day…
Lucille: I don’t care for G.O.B.
Episode 1×01 “Pilot”
He also doesn’t care much for what’s-his-face (Antoine?). The guy who brings him babies to eat when he’s a wreck. I like that guy a lot because he’s sassy, and anyone who gives Lestat and Louis shit is a friend of mine. Probably why I like Armand so much.
Michael: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Lucille: It’s a hug, Michael; I’m hugging you.
Episode 1×20 “Whistler’s Mother”
Maggie: I never thought I’d meet someone like you. But come on. I mean, do you still really want me? Are you really that great of a guy?
Narrator: Michael had always thought of himself as that great a guy. The kind of guy who could raise someone else’s baby.
Michael: Of course I am.
Narrator: But he wasn’t, and he regretted it the moment he said it.
Episode 2×012 “Hand to God”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Passive-aggressively ignoring someone until they leave you, disgusted and on the verge of suicide, is not being a good boyfriend.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 2: Armand is the best character in the series no matter what anyone else, including and especially Anne Rice, says.
i ❤ Antonio Bandaras as Armand.
I love him too and I will defend him 5ever.
G.O.B: I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.
Episode 3×01 “The Cabin Show”
“I’ve made a huge mistake” might as well be Lestat’s catchphrase.
Lindsay: Oh really? What did he say? What was the last thing he said?
Flashback
Tobias: I just blue myself.
End flashback
Michael: He said some wonderful things.
”The One Where Michael Leaves” Episode 2×01
Edited slightly to accommodate Louis’s quote (page 31 of the Interview mass market if you want that.)
I re-read Interview recently after about ten years, and I forgot how every other line in that book is an absolute gem of Louis being ridiculous.
Lucille: Is that for Lindsay? Because she’s not scared to eat in front of me anymore.
“Sad Sack” Episode 2×05
No Lestat, they’re for you.
Michael: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
– Episode 1×01 “Pilot”
Michael: You burn down the storage unit?
T-Bone: Oh, most definitely.
Episode 1×02 “Top Banana”
I watched every scene where Louis burns something down. It really paints a picture.
George, Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah? I don’t think that that’s true, Dad.
George, Sr.: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys!
Pilot – 1×01
Inspired by vampiredevelopment, I tried one of these. It does work! This one was from arrestedwesteros, though. I’ll try not to step on either of your toes too much with these. I didn’t tag it as mine since it’s technically your idea *bows humbly.*
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