Me, 7 pm: I’m gonna go to bed early tonight
Me, 1 am: * belting both parts of “Embrace it” from “Lestat” the musical *
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Marius, seeing Louis and Lestat together: They’re cute. I’d put them in a boat.
Daniel: … what?
Marius: Isn’t that what it’s called? When you think people would look good together? They’re on a boat.
Daniel: You mean- you ship them?
Marius: Is that it? I knew it had something to do with boats.
Louis: Lestat and I do not have petnames for each other.
Claudia: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make right?
Louis: Honey?
Lestat, from the next room: Yes, dear?
Claudia: Don’t lie to my face again.
lestat: i’m so lucky, i’m dating the second hottest guy i know
louis: why not the first?
lestat: well obviously i can’t date myself, louis, god
Me: watching Interview With The Vampire
My mom:
[Lestat, going out for a few hrs]
*gives Louis a quick kiss*
*spends 20 minutes saying bye to the dog*
Armand: *trying to open a can of tuna* Our can opener is broken.
Daniel: So it’s a can’t opener?
Armand: I can’t believe I married you.
[Tale of the Body Thief]
Lestat: Hey, hey! It’s me.
Louis: Prove it.
Lestat: You’re a dick.
Louis: OK.
Lestat: maybe, we could, you know… do a friends with benefits kinda thing 😉
Louis: how would I benefit from being friends with you?
Chevalier: I spent 500,000 francs of your money because i want ur attention
Philippe:
I-want-my-IWTV 