It’s a truth generally acknowledged that Book Rioters love darkbooks.
And since we’ve noticed that Book Riot readers gobble up any book list
with “dark” in the title, I immediately noticed one audience who is not
being served: babies and toddlers! So here are some suggestions, whether
you already have a gothic toddler, or you’re trying to raise a baby
bat.
^ I did this last night but now that I know it’s @i-want-my-iwtv ‘s birthday I dedicate this trash musing to you, you wonderful person. ❤ Enjoy and incestuous vampire birthday laugh.
The fact that this book exists at all is too funny, but the VC version of it is… just… besides, Gabrielle “Ew Don’t Call Me ‘Mother’” de Lioncourt is partially at fault here okay???! And Lestat, your Oedipus is showing…
btw that’s Armand in the doorway… the real reason Lestat wouldn’t let him join them…
I-want-my-IWTV 