Reposted with permission from the original artist, @eeba-ism
Relevant bc of this recent post about VC vampires and mimicry [X]
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Para @isharayar, que está en plena fiebre colmilluda :p
Yeah!
based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would be if they completely drained all their victims.
humans can survive losing up to about 40% of their blood, which means that a vampire pushing their limits with each victim would probably need to feed 12 times a year minimum
so like once a month
Hey guess what else happens once a month involving blood
omg no
Now that’s recycling
“Actually, period blood would be really good for a vampire; it’s incredibly nutritious, because it’s supposed to feed a foetus! And it’s probably the cleanest blood in the human body. It’s sterile.” My wife contributed.
Vampire lesbians
This is an actual scene in Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice. Lestat earns his red wings; everybody comes away happy.
#We don’t talk about Dora
lady-skeleton
reblogged your post and added:
Oh crap… I remember Dora every month since I read THAT!
Fuck you Brat Prince.
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I loved that scene
@princess-of-gondor
Please dont make me relive that…
annabellioncourt reblogged your post and added:
DORA IS HALF THE REASON THAT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT MEMNOCH
[VC – Memnoch Shenanigans by Eeba-ism]
WHAT DID U EXPECT, A VISUAL OF LESTAT AND DORA UNDER THE CUT? Ew no.
So I don’t deny that it was gross and bizarre but I think of this scene – at certain monthly intervals – and consider it from her perspective. She seemed to like it. He seemed to like it. It went from dubcon to consensual in about 3 seconds… and she seemed empty afterwards?? He actually might have saved her a few $ on feminine products?? SUCH A GENTLEMAN.
People make jokes about Twilight and what Edward does when Bella is on her period but during the vampire chronicles by Anne Rice in Memnoch the Devil that literally happens and nobody says a thing
Cause we are trying to forget it.
mon dieu we are trying SO HARD to forget this… and even worse, this is probs not the first time Lestat has done it, and he’s probs not the first vampire to try it.
The Obvious Solution
But like in the months Abigail spent living with Hannibal, did she ever need an emergency tampon run and Hannibal had to drive out to a 7-Eleven and stand in the isle and make the decision between Tampax Pearl and Tampax Radiant?????
I’m just going to leave this here so my fellow Vampire Chronicles/Hannibal fans can mentally insert the obvious solution. Because I’ve not been around to torment you properly. 😛
#oh yes i went there #sorry not sorry #am a troll #hannibal #vampire chronicles
The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen. It IS blood, after all.
[if you’re confused click the link for explanation: fanart by eeba-ism]
VC – Memnoch Shenanigans by Eeba-ism
“Oh the horror on Armand’s face…
And David, the pity, the sympathy…
And the shining gamine figure of my Dora, my slender yearning Dora with her huge black eyes…
I rolled her over gently… and pulled up her skirt…” – the Vampire Lestat, Memnoch the Devil
Oh. My. God.
Ok, ok… of course this moment seemed dramatic to me when I first read it, which is why i highlighted it (u should see all my VC books lol.. they glow).
But when I went back to read it again I couldn’t help but laugh myself sick imagining Armand’s and David’s reactions to Lestat’s particular choice in cuisine once he’d made it back to Earth.
This is completely OOC, I know. But whatever. I couldn’t resist at least drawing a crappy little picture. It was just too funny in my head.
Oh, and I draw Armand with freckles. Deal.
This is. I would say. The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen.
I love the fanart tho! This is probably the only fanart of that scene.
VC – Truth Hurts by Eeba-ism
Louis wins xD
… for once.
And yeah, I know if you’re being picky Louis isn’t technically a yank – but do you think Lestat spares any insult when his pride is targeted?
Nu, for he is the Brat Prince 😀
p.s. omfg I ❤ Mojo!
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