I CANT BREATHE ARMANDS LIKE MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY)
*~ Get the FUCK back, guard ya grill There’s somethin’ wrong, we can’t stay still I’ve been drankin’ and bustin’ two and I been thankin’ of bustin’ you ~*
OOOK THIS ISONNA BE LONG AND REALLY THERE’S LIKE 100000000 OTHER QUOTES I LOVE BY HIM BUT HERE WE GO:
“Oh, that’s me, eternally young. You speak nonsense words for one so pretty yourself.”
“Oh, I know. Everyone would ravage a guilty cunning child! Everyone would have a laughing boy who knows his way around the block. Kids make better food than women, and girls are all too much like women, but young boys? They’re not like men, are they? ”
“We can’t stand it, to be alone. We cannot bear it, any more than the monks of old could bear it, men who though they had renounced all else for Christ’s sake, nevertheless came together in congregations to be with one another, even as they enforced upon themselves the harsh rules of single solitary cells and unbroken silence. They couldn’t bear to be alone. We are too much men and women; we are not yet formed in the image of the creator, and what can we of him with any certainty except that he, whoever he may be—Christ, Yahweh, Allah—he made us, did he not, because even he in his infinite perfection could not bear to be alone.”
“Hurt me and I’ll destroy you. I don’t care how strong you are, or what blood Lestat gave you. I know more than you do. because I show you my pain, I do not by necessity love you.”
“Oh, little stars, how much I’ve hated you, and envied you that in the ghastly void you can with such determination plot your dogged course.”
“All things change except the vampire himself; everything except the vampire is subject to constant corruption and distortion. Soon, with an inflexible mind, and often even with the most flexible mind, this immortality becomes a penitential sentence in a madhouse of figures and forms that are hopelessly unintelligible and without value. One evening a vampire rises and realizes what he has feared perhaps for decades, that he simply wants no more of life at any cost. That whatever style or fashion or shape of existence made immortality attractive to him has been swept off the face of the earth. and nothing remains to offer freedom from despair except the act of killing. and that vampire goes out to die. No one will find his remains. No one will know where he has gone. And often no one around him-should he still seek the company of other vampires—no one will know that he is in despair. He will have ceased long ago to speak- of himself or of anything. He will vanish.”
“Is evil a great perilous gulf into which one falls with the first sin, plummeting to the depth?”
“There’s a distinction in being murdered. I was murdered. oh, not by Marius, as you might think, but by others. ”
“Once again, I retreated into my deepest mental hiding place. ”
“You never know the palette of the one you kill until the mind disgorges its finest colors.”
bonus:
“Sweet to think on it, that when we are last weary of all this world there is the rising sun.”
Some of these are actually very applicable advice on life. Such as:
“Soon, with an inflexible mind, and often even with the most flexible mind, this immortality becomes a penitential sentence in a madhouse of figures and forms that are hopelessly unintelligible and without value.”
One must be flexible and be willing to change with the times. *nodding sagely*
I literally have no idea what to do with The Vampire Armand. I remember reading it when I was young and being utterly disgusted with Armand. I still am revolted by what he did to Claudia, his selfishness and hollowness, and how he has managed to forgive himself while still being so cruel to Louis, whom he, let’s put it plainly, used.
And then again I think about the child whom Marius saved, I think that Marius could not have made a worse blunder in his existence. Of course Santino would choose Armand to preach his religion. Armand was already so given to putting first one and then the other person or ideology on a pedastal, and dedicating himself to it blindly. I pity Armand.
But…Louis was just as cruel to Armand as he was to him. Perhaps even more so. Louis admits it. Armand also has a tendency to lie, so whether or not he actually did that to Claudia is unsure. After all, the only person who last saw Claudia was Louis and you would think he would notice if her head wasn’t on the right body—ashes or not. ;c There’s a lot more to Armand, but you’re certainly scratching the surface. )
I don’t believe Armand re: the Claudia experiment, he had his motives for making David think he was the kind of twisted mad-scientist (at that time) who would try that, and yet, he spun it in such a way that it seemed like he actually was trying to help her get what she wanted most (if in fact it happened at all)(which I don’t think it did):
“I tried to grant her fondest wish, that she should have the body of a woman…The fire of Heaven destroyed the awful unhealed evidence of my Satanic surgery as it turned her to a monument in ash. No evidence remained of her last hours within the torture chamber of my makeshift laboratory. No one need ever have known what I say now.” – The Vampire Armand
old vampires with really outdated medical knowledge trying to help their sick human friends ‘i’m sick, robert’ ‘aww, what’s wrong dave’ ‘i have a cold’ ‘oh u poor thing u must have imbalanced humors’ ‘uh robert’ ‘let me get u some comfort food and leeches’ ‘robert it’s just a head cold’ ‘do u need me to bleed u dave because i promise i will maintain my professionalism’ ‘ROBERT IT’S A FUCKING HEAD COLD’ ‘shh modern science is a marvel u’ll feel much better after some heroin’ ‘GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME ROBERT’
‘i’m sick, armand’ ‘aww, what’s wrong daniel’ ‘i have a cold’ ‘oh u poor thing u must need the blender’s medicine’ ‘uh armand’ ‘let me get u some fiber in ur diet that’ll help -throws socks and rats in blender-’ ‘armand it’s just a head cold’ ‘do u need me to bleed u daniel because i promise i will maintain my professionalism’ ‘ARMAND IT’S A FUCKING HEAD COLD’ ‘shh modern science is a marvel u’ll feel much better after a smoothie with my blood in it’ ‘GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME ARMAND’
Send me ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together
Pros:
It’d be a great time to finish what they started
Seriously they have 300+ years of history between them
u kno they lahv as much as they h8 each other
Lestat can finally ‘dress up’ and ‘dress down’ Armand wink wonk
ok but you know these two are in serious need of resolving sexual tension
Armand likes da blondes„,
Cons:
Armand might just drain him lol
pls don’t make him see picture of Satan if he bites u that’s not funny at all
Lestat might want revenge on the 243546576879 times Armand has bitten him and not given back
They’ll just bitch
Or beat each other up
Armand would expect Lestat to do most of the work but not overpower him so idk how that works
pls don’t make him see picture of Satan if he bites u that’s not funny at all
They’ll just bitch
Or beat each other up
Armand would expect Lestat to do most of the work but not overpower him so idk how that works
OMG YES hahaha
I love ur RP so much, what’s going to happen if u ever move onto another fandom?!! It would be the worstest! You are irreplaceable, faceofabotticelliangel, they broke the mold w/ you.
I-want-my-IWTV 