Last night I dreamt that Lestat tried to crimp my hair and it looked terrible and when I woke up I felt sympathy for Louis de Pointe du Lac on a whole new level
Goddamnit do you know what I need now? Feanor/Lestat. I feel like they’d get along like a house on fire (and probably set many real houses on fire)
Imagine Lestat being like “so….you’re immortal and still get to walk around in sunlight and eat things and have sex and damn YOU JUST GET TO FUCKING HAVE EVERYTHING DON’T YOU’
But the two of them being all glam rock and going out to bars and fetish clubs until 5am and just Living Life
Lestat trying elf blood and being all like SHIIIT
The two of them talking about what they were doing at various periods through history. “How did you survive the French Revolution you fucking aristocrat??” “Meh, hid in a theatre.” “Sweet.”
“I burnt my son.” “Yeah I tried to burn my daughter and husband, you’re fine.”
Feanor holding Lestat up to an electron microscope because he would
Overall just GIVE ME THESE TWO I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS BUT I DO. Brat Prince and Spirit of Fire. It’s a recipe for disaster and epicness and everything in between. I NEEDS IT
im always a slut for silm and vc, 28/8
!!!!!!
YOU HAVE BLESSED ME WITH ART OF THIS I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i would’ve drawn them shotgunning but i’m not that extra
And so he ran after me all the way back to the hotel, all the way across the rooftops, where I hoped to lose him, until I leaped in the window of the parlor and turned in rage and slammed the window shut. He hit it, arms outstretched, like a bird who seeks to fly through glass, and shook the frame.
Louis de Pointe du Lac describing my absolute favourite moment in the entire series that needs to be talked about more. (via just-another-vcblog)
That was a wild ride from start to finish, Anon, lol.
Armand would HAAAATE being compared to some fast food restaurant picture…
Person: Hey Armsy Person: ARMSY Armand: Yes what P: That poster looks like you! A: *looks* A: No it doesn’t P: Yes, it does! The hair is even parted the same! A: That’s a girl. A girl child. P: But you look like her, don’t you?
*pause* A: No, I do NOT. P: I’m just saying, smile like that… A: *storms out*
… Armand dumps fireants on a random person bc reasons.
[Anon refers to this post] Oh gosh, I’m sorry to burst your bubble, but Festivus is not a real holiday! But it is endearing, and I think there are ppl who practice it anyway.
Wiki explains it better than I can, and you really should try to watch the
Seinfeld
episode about it:
Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as an alternative to the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season. Originally a family tradition of scriptwriter Dan O’Keefe, who worked on the American sitcom Seinfeld, Festivus entered popular culture after it was made the focus of the 1997 episode “The Strike.”
The customary practices are:
1) Festivus pole 2) Festivus dinner 3) Airing of Grievances
4) Feats of Strength 5) Festivus miracles
And I would love to see a VC fic/fanart with any of that involved 😉
armand thinking up the memory of bianca during the whole santino business for some comfort, for @monstersinthecosmos who’d requested some armand and bianca:
not answered the traditional way for quality reasons + im dumb so
Concept: The VC fandom on Tumblr writes a new VC Companion collectively
#most of it is just whether marius is mostly into red velvet jeans or jeggings
CORDUROYS.
You think he’s a cord kinda guy huh?
Interesting
But consider this then. Socks in sandals?
P sure romans wore socks in their sandals when cold soooo
I know y’all can’t behave and this devolved into trolling after 3 minutes BUT HONESTLY LEGIT I would love it if we could get one of the Pop Culture & Philosophy books published with Tumblr-Quality Meta. That would be good. Let’s do that.
I am overcome with the idea of Marius wearing red velvet short pants (a la Angus Young) and mandals and socks 😂.
Oh my actual god
^I am so on board for this!
Marius wpuld rock every toga-party and you know it.
Omg raph. I am so glad marius’ slanket is a thing now.
In case anyone gets stuck on their @vcsecretgiftsor if the holidays are getting you down in general I put some prompts together to push you along! Big thanks to @superhiki for donating the cute artwork. 😀 Write some fics! Draw some stuff! GIVE US THE DARKEST GIFTS!
Bonus points for sneaking in sweaters (cozy or ugly or otherwise, possibly knitting it themselves?!) and mistletoes (imagine your OTP!), and you will absolutely win my heart if someone gets the Replimoids hammered at the Christmas party. I HC that they make good alcohol conduits. Make it happen.