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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
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He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes
HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.
10 minutes
“loki looked both ways, making sure it was safe to cross the bifrost before shouting, “lesbians assemble”
i have spent several days thinking about how my ideal piece of vampire chronicles media is not like, an actual well-done adaptation, but rather a mockumentary about satans nights out/the vampire lestat (in-universe band) because they are…. a southern glam rock band w a vampire theme who got rly famous for like 6 months in 1984, consisting of three stoner hair metal kids from new orleans and one (1) actual, real-life vampire who wants to make a music-video-per-song highly elaborate concept album about his life in a bid to, among other things, get his vampire ex boyfriends attention? and that sounds like perfect band mockumentary setup, to me
So apparently I will have to watch this movie bc I just saw Mr. Personnaz on my dash earlier today and thought, “hmmmm, Nicolas de Lenfent?” and then this gif w/ him + in period costume + a shirtless long-haired Gaspard Ulliel (who I have mentioned as an option for Lestat de Lioncourt) + they appear to be in bed together and well… you do the math.
YOU GUYS. Figure skating to a mashup of the IWTV soundtrack! Shared with me by my longest RL VC friend, who has tolerated my insanity over it for OVER 20 YEARS (can you believe it?!).
Notes:
oh gosh it’s not just “Libera Me”! it’s a mix!
“Santiago’s Waltz” is in there
there’s some other musical bit in there that I don’t recognize
…I think it’s an enhanced version of Louis’ burning down the theatre piece
Is the figure skater trying to be Lestat? Probably not… a hybrid of Lestat and Louis? Is he trying to be book!Armand? Maybe just a choir boy? Maybe a Theatre des Vampires vamp.
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