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this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Public Relations [1.11]
Not to mention whenever Daniel tries to ask him something. Or Claudia. Or anybody.
The Importance of Sex in the Vampire Chronicles
…just a personal observation based on the years (1997-2006) of experience in the field of reading….the online vc fanfiction… 😉
… although the author’s approach has changed a little in this department, no? Vide: Prince Lestat
do i dare click??
2007 was the year it happened. The year I became a brah…
GO CHECK THIS OUT: Interview with the Fratboy.
Lucille: I want you out of the house.
Oscar: Oh, I want you everywhere.
Episode 2×02 “The One Where They Build A House”
Michael: Did I just wake you up? I didn’t even know
you were home.Lindsay: No, Michael, I don’t just sleep all day.
Narrator: Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael
that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry
nap.Episode 1×07 “In God We Trust”
Michael: Boy, the lengths you’ll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn’t do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn’t.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Episode 1×17 “Altar Egos”Lestat sleeps with women but I changed it to man because fuck heteronormativity plus it fits better on the page.
Homoerotiwreck
Lucille: I want to cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
Episode 3×07 “Prison Break-In”
Lucille 2: What you did to me at lunch today… You were ashamed to be with me.
G.O.B.: No! I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.
Episode 2×09 “Burning Love”
I-want-my-IWTV 