FILED
UNDER: #lestat #hes like #my baby #is out there somewhere #getting rained on #just drenched with his clothes and hair
plastering to his skin #so
miserable #and he would rATHER BE OUT
THERE SUFFERING #than HERE AND DRY
WITH ME #gdi #fuck this ima go get him #might apologize #not gonna apologize #but i may be apologetic
Tag Archives: headcanon
Lestat is that type of person who inboxes you and says “can u like my profile picture 😘?” Overuses smiley faces and emojis such as 😘😭😉😚;P. Always tags Louis on pictures (Louis constanlty removes tags) in the album BAE AND ME 😉 . He sent Louis a relationship request (it’s still pending). Tags everbody on his profile picture, so he would get more likes. Shares his profile pictures.
When he and Louis have a fight he posts some depressing love songs and statuses, writes things such as “everybody told me to forget you, but nobody told me how…#dedicated #L ; i am never going to trust anyone ever again…#L; sometimes, the person you’d take a bullet for ends up being the one behind the gun #L.”
Sometimes Armand asks him what’s wrong, he answers either with “nothing…I don’t want to talk about it” or “inbox pls, I don’t want to talk about it here”
Uses internet acronyms, jargon, cyber slang. Posts selfies every 5 minutes with lots of hashtags and of course, it’s connected to his Instagram.Louis always posts some deep, philosophical statuses, and when he’s chatting with someone always ends sentences with ” … “
He blocked Lestat from posting hearts on his wall.
When Lestat gets his way and they do take a selfie togheter, in which Louis is satisfied how he looks, he cuts Lestat and puts it as his profile picture. Lestat tags himself on that little lock of hair that is barely visible in the corner.Marius doesn’t know how to use Facebook, uses it rarely, only to check on Armand and to post his work in progress pictures on timeline, cause he doesn’t know how to make albums and occasionally shares scientific and historic links. When he does inbox somebody, he ends his message with something like
Best Regards,
Marius de RomanusArmand posts everything, from pretty paintings, silly statuses, selfies, music to high scores in games. Tags Lestat on screamers. Photoshops Lestat’s face everywhere. Posts ugly photos of Lestat he took without him noticing and tags him. Five minutes later Armand gets a message in inbox that says ” Hey, I don’t like this photo of me. Please remove it. “
He doesn’t.

whiningforcenturies and I were joking about Lestat’s leather pants and how the others must have reacted.
at least Louie can track his movements by the squeaking of leather.
- Lestat takes every question seriously
- These ARE the real questions
- Louis chill he was being sarcastic. Or was he?
the real questions
(I’m lazy so I’m only answering the 4 you asked about)
Lestat: has an extensive intimates collection and loves shopping for more, even in the ladies’ section, often charming other shoppers into critiquing which colors and styles look best on him. Thongs for daily use, definitely; they also make for another ‘bait’ when stalking prey (when homophobic bad guys see that whale tale they’re more easily drawn out into an alley…)
Armand: silk boxers, usually, in dark gemtones to set off his complexion. He likes it when Daniel buys them for him. Occasionally he’ll wear cotton boy-briefs, especially in summer, when the silk feels too clingy.
Louis: he wore all the appropriate layers as he had done in life, after turning, and that was a ton of clothing. Modern day? merciful-death has convinced me that he now goes commando and I can’t disagree. His jeans are all very soft and worn-in, and he likes the feel of the cloth. Lestat likes this preference, too.
Marius: had been a commando guy in life and for many years after turning, currently he prefers boxer-briefs, gray, which he buys buy the pack bc they often end up painted on. He can be found painting wearing only his underwear; even in abandoned buildings, should the muse take him. He will wear silk boxers when sharing his bed with a lover, but seldom gets more creative than that.
Also gonna open this up to you, People off the Page, what do u think?
I recognize that canon has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to continue to ignore it.
Favorite song!!
dandelioncourt: #sometimes i like to imagine lestat chillin’ in an
armchair with his feet up #idly picking at the strings of an old dusty
guitar #and he sings songs he’s heard on the radio #like this
yess *u*
But can you guys imagine when we get to the Auvergne castle in “Blood Paradise” and Lestat is all like “dudes, we need a password just in case the plebes attempt a coup d’état”?
Can you imagine Marius knocking on the door and rolling his eyes as he says the password: “Louis’ thighs are succulent”?
Imagine claudia asking about flowers and why they dont bloom like the painted ones in her room. Imagine her looking through a garden at night, thinking maybe theres one she might see that hasnt closed its petals yet

♛“Actually, I made sure that our courtyard was filled with night-blooming flowers. It still is. Water lilies in the fountain, evening primrose surrounding that, tall pink and white moon flowers… she loved the purple night gladioli…” Lestat mused, glancing out at the courtyard. “It was Louis’ idea to have it done this way after Claudia had mentioned it to him, but he left the choice of flowers up to me.”
“As much as she loved our unique garden, she couldn’t help but notice the difference between ours and theirs.“
Theres also a new slang that ive started noticing called “fuckboy” and “shitposting”. Then theres the ever classy “what the fuck, bruh”
♛“I’m learning new slang every day! Actually, I’d already heard of all these, but thanks for keeping me informed. Definitely used What the fuck, bruh? on Louis plenty, especially when he’s had… let’s just say: pyrotechnical malfunctions.”
“Fuck’s so flexible.”

“And by the way, Louis and I tend to slip into cursing in the French of our times when we’re in the throes of passionate… debate.”






