If youre in the company of a vampire you dont know what are your statistical odds of dying/unknowingly donating blood?

That entirely depends on the unfamiliar vampire you’re with! 

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[memeything by vampiredevelopment]

There are a ton of different kinds of vampires out there but the scariest by far are probably those from I Am Legend or 30 Days of Night, they can’t be reasoned with at all and they don’t care if it’s a painful death either btw. So you are definitely gonna die if you meet them. 

Ricean vampires: Your survival/blood donation odds depend on the vampire, their hunger-level, and their style of getting blood. 

For example:

  • Lestat can take a little drink from anyone and not kill, but when he kills he aims for major evildoers (”They’re easier, and they taste better!” so says movie!Lestat), but he does slip up and kill innocents from time to time so you should still be careful.
  • Marius also goes for evildoers. Are you an evildoer? It has to be lots of evil, irredeemable evil. Not just minor evil. So don’t worry about him. 
  • Louis kills indiscriminately so if he’s hunting and he finds you, well you are SOL. Unless you can talk with him a little, if he gets to know you, he can’t kill ya ;]
  • Armand used to go for those who wanted to die already but how much of that was his inspiring that desire in them or they had been wanting it already is up for debate.
  • Daniel um, idk…. I would assume also goes for evildoers…

vcpositivity:

“Summer 1997. First time away from home unattended by parents, and the first thing I did was rent and watch “IwTV” the one night I was staying at a cousin’s house. I bought the book the next day and smuggled it into Church Camp with me. I spent the two weeks I was there reading and re-reading it at night under the covers with a flashlight crying because finally, there were queer characters. Beautiful, ethereal queer characters. It was the first time I was no longer afraid of not being straight.”

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IWTV premiere, Savoy Cinema in Dublin, January 1995. 

“What attracted you to the vampire movie?”

“It was a very exotic story and uniquely told, and, to have the opportunity to work with Neil Jordan, I was very excited about that… wonderful actors to work with, with… there’s a… obviously it’s something I’d never done before!”

Posting under Fair Use for educational purposes. 

I take such issue w/ interviewer Colm Connolly’s second question more like a statement, “There were all kinds of stories that there were bad feelings on the set while you were making it…(?)” 

Tom had even given him an easy starter for a different line of questioning, when the guy said, “Welcome to Ireland!” Tom said, “Thank you, it’s good to be back.” That was an opportunity to ask him, “Oh, when were you here last? Was it when you were filming Far and Away?

Like, Colm, c’mon, you really think Tom’s going to say, “Yeah I was an incredible diva and I upset everyone around me with my insane demands and jealousy over Brad’s intense hawtness bc he is going to replace me in Hollywood and I am so worried about getting older omgz- ??! At the PREMIERE for his movie? ON CAMERA? Just bc you ASKED?

No. 

Don’t stir up drama. 

Especially Don’t stir up drama at the premiere for his movie. 

dellabop:

Victorian glass casket; child’s

“She
wanted a coffin of her own now, which left me more wounded than I would let her
see…

We were
to go to the coffinmaker’s. A play, a tragedy in one act: I to leave her in his
little parlor and confide to him in the anteroom that she was to die. Talk of
love, she must have the best, but she must not
know;
and the coffinmaker, shaken with the tragedy of it, must make it for her,
picturing her laid there on the white satin, dabbing a tear from his eye
despite all the years…

`But
why must she die?’ he begged me, as if I were God who ordained it. `Her heart,
she cannot live,’ I said, the words taking on for me a peculiar power, a
disturbing resonance.

…And
there the coffin lay in our bedroom, where she watched it often by the hour
when it was new, as i
f the
thing were moving or alive or unfolded some mystery to her little by little, as
things do which change. But she did not sleep in it. She slept with me.”

– Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire

midnightcafemovies:

Interview with the Vampire

This production still will never not be hilarious bc it looks like they are having so much fun, meanwhile Lestat has a huge gaping BLOODLESS GASH IN HIS THROAT