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mentioned you in a photo “liquidcoma:

the best defense is a good offense

@i-want-my-iwtv”

is a good offense

@ i-want-my-iwtv

#THIS IS SOME LESTAT SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT

Just another move in his tactical arsenal; works 90% of the time ;] *Special* swords require *special* attacks.

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that picture of jesus you reblogged——> the vampires gasping. lestat is crying. armand is shocked. three chapters worth of description from eight different characters PoV about the image. someone compares someone else to jesus. marius comes by to remind everyone of how superior he is. hopefully mael is there and slaps him. lestat is still crying over the image. daniel wonders why he thought vampirism was a good idea. gabrielle is far from them, being badass and not a whiny bitch like her son.

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Marius: Lestat, did you have anything to do with-

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Lestat: Whaaaat?! How dare you, what are you implying, honestly, Marius, not EVERY blasphemous heartbreaking work of staggering genius is my fault.

Armand: You shared the pic on your FB.

Lestat: That proves exactly nothing.

Daniel: You captioned it, “LOOK WHAT I DID”

Lestat: …

Lestat: I took the picture.

Marius: In the daylight?

Lestat: …

Lestat: Timer feature *smirks*

All: (silence)

Lestat: (silence)

Marius: We don’t believe you. Please, PLEASE stop trying to rile human beings.

Lestat: None of you have one ounce, not one droplet of fun in you. Except for Louis and David. And Gabrielle. *grins, winks* Because ME *points at himself*

David, Louis, and Gabrielle: *collectively groan*

The Silent Treatment – Burnadette_dpdl – Vampire Chronicles – Anne Rice, Vampire Chronicles – All Media Types, Interview With the Vampire (1994) [Archive of Our Own]

Lestat’s punishment for cheating on Nicolas. 

No spoilers, takes place during TVL when Lestat and Nicolas are mortal in Paris together. Prompt words used: Satisfied, Non-Stop (I used Unstoppable instead), Helpless, Wait For It. Beta-read by @gairid ❤ 

The Silent Treatment – Burnadette_dpdl – Vampire Chronicles – Anne Rice, Vampire Chronicles – All Media Types, Interview With the Vampire (1994) [Archive of Our Own]

honestly I can picture lestat getting a bit obsessed with like iphone games in the way he’s fascinated by the pretty shampoo bottles… I imagine him just sitting for hours with an iPad or something playing like candy crush or geometry dash like “colours!”

Oh definitely. #Headcanon Accepted. Louis has to pry these things out of his hands before sunrise.

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See also: #Lestat losing his aesthetic shit in the middle of Wal-Mart is my favorite

^fanart by @sheepskeleton​ [X]