I’ll have you all know that, in seventy years, I was never unfaithful once to Louis, not even with the pianist. I may have spent time with Antoine, and teased him with the promise of my blood, but I was quite capable of being physically faithful (and incredibly frustrated) for seventy years, goddamnit. And let’s not even get into what a goddamn tease I was up against during that time.
So let’s leave the whole “Lestat’s a slut who can’t keep it in his pants” thing alone for a mere week, shall we? It’s Christmas, damnit.
#headcanon accepted
Not gonna retire my #manwhore de lioncourt tag, but this sentiment is very sweet ❤
— “The headcanon about Armand being popular on vine made me think “can you
imagine Armand saying ‘do it for the vine’” because I imagine it would
be the most aggressive thing in the world, like how normally it’s just a
friendly-aggressive “do it for the vine” but Armand would be like inner
demon vampire coming just shouting “DO IT FOR THE VINE!” And then
smacking the phone off the other persons face“ (bloodstainedcherub)
— “//Someone needs to seriously draw this because this is perfect. Just imagine Armand doing that to Lestat….” (vagabondangelchild)
— “Guys.. Don’t do this to me… *slowly grab the sketch book* ô_O” (chrissydeath)
— “//*slowly pushes a pencil in your direction*//My friend just told me that Marius would think Lestat and
Armand had interests in gardening, and give them potted vines. (if
things like that exist)“ (vagabondangelchild)
I HAD TO DO THIS! And it was a huge fun. :’D Hope you guys like it~
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