when your ass of a rockstar bf makes you wear couple’s shirts in public
OMG -chokes on laughter- #perfect just perfect
@kotilae and I were discussing how these shirts came to be made and well…
Scene: Rue Royale; Louis and Lestat making love in the Master Bedroom, bc of course they are, what else would they be doing on a Wednesday night?
Lestat: *stops mid-thrust* “IDEA.”
Louis: “What?”
Lestat: “IDEA I HAVE AN IDEA LOUIS GET OFF OF ME I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN”
Lestat: *shoves Louis away, scrambles off the bed, ransacks the desk for pen and paper*
Louis: “wh-”
Lestat: “YES i am sINNNN” *finds pen* “I should advertise myself as such on a t-shirt.”
Louis: *grumbles* “It’s only fair warning.”
Lestat: “YES. And you helped me think of the idea!”
Louis: “I’m not responsible for this”
Lestat: “YOU ARE NOT GUILTY YOU GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS SUCH.”
Louis: *groans*
Lestat: “YES YOU ARE GONNA WEAR THAT.”
Louis: “You are evicted from this room.”