Louis. Let me light you up with my love ♡ i will set on fire your body without using gasoline. Lestat, Louis will be mine. PD: im a fireman so, i can take louis to see houses and buildings on fire by night. I could make you happy louie. Think about it

vampchronfic:

i-want-my-iwtv:

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*gales of laughter emanating from the French Quarter*

Louis. Let me light you up with my love ♡ i will set on fire your body without using gasoline. Lestat, Louis will be mine. PD: im a fireman so, i can take louis to see houses and buildings on fire by night. I could make you happy louie. Think about it

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audacityinblack:

copperbadge:

jonothetonedeafsidekick:

lotrlockedwhovian:

tranxio:

“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”

Premature edraculation

…this fucking website.

@copperbadge

And then there was the time Dracula tried to turn into a bat but ended up as a gecko instead. But then, a reptile dysfunction is common in older men…

@i-want-my-iwtv

Imagining Lestat pulling this one out to watch Louis cringe and grumble.

yourbodyisdyingpaynoattention:

i-want-my-iwtv:

fuck-yeah-vampire-chronicles:

redversaillesrose:

Let’s be real here. The only reason Lestat is going to Atlantis is because Louis can’t set him on fire there.

HOLY SHIT

Think again, Lestat.

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fuck-yeah-vampire-chronicles:

redversaillesrose:

Let’s be real here. The only reason Lestat is going to Atlantis is because Louis can’t set him on fire there.

HOLY SHIT

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amandavonpanda:

My modern day script revision of Interview With The Vampire. Sorry not sorry.

vampiredevelopment:

Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn’t work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother.
Lucille 2: Well, that’s healthy.

Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”

“WTF Lestat I am NOT NICOLAS 2.0 OKAY??! jfc…”

I just wanna say I love your blog. When I first read the Chronicles a decade ago I scoured the internet for VC comedy and spent most of my time laughing at these fanged dummies and your blog reignited that fun. I feel 14 again and happy

Thank u so very much! ❤

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I love that we can all laugh/cry/analyze about these guys together. I started my memeythings bc I’d seen a few like this one (which I think came out around the first movie!Twilight-era) which had the same effect on me, it brought me right back to being 14. This is still funny after all this time:  

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So I guess we actually have to indirectly thank Stephenie Meyer for these things. THE HORROR.