merciful-death:

#What did I ever do?

• You choose to ignore any complaints from said fledglings.
• You do not listen to opinions other than your own.
• You’ve let your fear of solitude push said fledglings away.
• You did not give David a choice as to of whether he would become your fledgling or not.
• When you have a crisis, you simply leave.
• Rather than ever answer my questions personally, you publish the answers in books for the whole world.
• You flaunt your many relationships in said books.
• You are clingy.
• You are possessive.
• You are foolish.
• You become enraged at unfounded and hypocritical notions.
• Your dog makes messes.
• You have little thought to any of your actions.
• You have no concept of thinking before acting.
• You never keep in touch.
• You make me worry.
• You leave me wondering if you have lost your mind or perished somewhere.
• I learn via the publishing of novels that you are not, in fact, dead, but then I truly fear for your sanity when you write of “the miracle of ice cubes.”

Shall I continue?