redhairedtwin:

interviewed-the-vampire:

vagabonddaniel:

interviewed-the-vampire:

// i kind of hate Rose? I mean not as much as i hate this entire book

//There isn’t much likable about Rose. She comes out of nowhere, is loved for no reason, contributes nothing to the book at all. 

//Yes i didnt know how to put that feeling into actual words you nailed it ouo

And she’s a self-sert for AR.

It was so hard to read her section. I kept telling myself, “I’m only reading this book ONCE, so I cannot skim EVEN THIS, surely there is some little tiny scrap of good to be sifted for in the story of Rose?" 

NO THERE WAS NOT. And did anyone else notice that her "boyfriend”’s name is GARDNER? ONE WHO GARDENS ROSES?! Brilliant name-choosing there, AR. 

Fanart request

hyperbeeb:

Now that Marius is the vampire lawmaker or whatever can he make a law against Lestat making analogies?

Tags: 

  • #prince lestat
  • #the vampire chronicles
  • #i wish i could draw fanart b/c i’d totally draw this in one of two ways
  • #1) marius brings him the completed laws Lestat looks through them and then just gets very sad when he comes across that particular law
  • #or 2) he doen’t even check over the vampire laws so at some later date he makes an analogy and marius calls im out tells him it’s illegal an
  • #and then lestat gets sad or angry about the whole thing
  • #i feel like lestat is very sensitive about his analogy making ability
  • #generally homosexual
  • #if anyone does draw this please let me know

 ^Fanart request! Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?

merciful-death:

ooc; Spoiler alert: Blood Paradise is just a book of Lestat’s dad jokes

Viktor: Dad, I’m horny.
Lestat: Hi horny, I’m dad.

I started reading the Vampire Chronicles and I’m at The Queen of the Damned but I’m wondering if I should stop there? Or should I read on? I don’t to want get caught up with the ‘crackyness’ later on, you know?

You started with The Queen of the Damned, or with Interview with the Vampire? Definitely read the first 3 books in the series, those are are good. 

The “crackyness” that we make fun of it for sort of happens at book 4, Tale of the Body Thief, which is still a great story (especially compared to the later books)…

I think you should read it all. Especially if there are certain characters you’re beginning to feel more of an attachment to. If you love Armand, for example, you should read The Vampire Armand. If you love Marius, reading Blood & Gold would be of interest to you. 

I think any VC fan should read them all, read lots of fanfic, and decide on their own what they consider to be “the real story.” Your headcanon may vary from mine, but that doesn’t make you a lesser/greater fan. You can ignore the crackyness.

Loving the characters makes you a fan *u* 

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[I know you’re busy as hell right now with real life stuff so I just want to send you some virtual hugs and thank you for making all of the hilarious memes and graphics. They make me laugh so hard. <3]

omg thank u! Much appreciated. Notes like these give me such joy.

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If you are interested in where I’ve been, hit the jump…

I started a new job 2 weeks ago… the lead up to it was a month of difficulty, because I had to complete the interview process for the new place (3 interviews!), train my replacement, and tie up loose ends at my old job. Needless to say there were alot of unpaid late nights and I was too exhausted to do much fandom. 
And then, of course, Prince Lestat dropped. So I’ve been trying to read that slowly and painfully, to comb out little gems. There are bits and lines here and there that are actually good. I’ll be pulling them and sharing them at some point. If you guys think that entire book is a trainwreck, you’re not wrong, but I play the Devil’s Advocate about EVERYTHING, so this is included. I do see little glimmers of the Lestat we know and love in there… I’ll be sharing those bits when I can do so. 
Along those lines, I’m thinking of starting a new Dreamwidth account purely for my thoughts on PL and any other new books in the series… and I’ll link to new posts there. I owe you guys recaps of my PL read. 
Ya, so that’s my story! Thought you might want to know what happened to me. I still need to figure out a balance between fandom and RL. It’ll happen. 

merciful-death:

coldinhumanity:

//no but what i really wanna know is

When antoine shows up in the street outside trinity gate and starts playing the violin like a crazy person and drawing a human audience
How did THAT conversation go, I mean now I’m just imagining it like,
Armand: The hell…?! *rolls up sleeves*
Louis: Oh… it’s whatshisface!
Armand: You know this guy??
Louis: Uhh he’s um. Lestat’s fledgling.
Armand: *gritted teeth* Of course he is. *reluctantly puts down flamethrower, takes deep breaths* Welp better get him in before he attracts the whole city. How is this my life i swear… *goes off muttering*

ooc; Ok but let’s talk about the fact that Armand lists everyone in their household as loving Antoine but Louis.

#exactly how it went down #ooc

^EXACTLY how it went down. Yep. 

# Armand having to deal with Lestats trash since 1780

The night was rolling to an end. The paparazzi had retreated to their coffins and lairs. I told David he could keep my suite at the hotel as long as he liked, and I had to head home soon.

But not quite yet. We’d been walking in the Grand Couvert of the Tuileries—in tree-shrouded darkness. “I’m thirsting,” I said aloud. At once he suggested where we might hunt.

“No, for your blood,” I said, pushing him backwards against the slender but firm trunk of a tree.

“You damnable brat,” he seethed.

“Oh, yes, despise me, please,” I said as I closed in. I pushed his face to one side, kissing his throat first, and then sinking my fangs very slowly, my tongue ready for those first radiant drops. I think I heard him say the single word, “Caution,” but once the blood struck the roof of my mouth, I wasn’t hearing clearly or seeing clearly and didn’t care.

I had to force myself to pull back. I held a mouthful of blood as long as I could until it seemed to be absorbed without my swallowing, and I let those last ripples of warmth pass through my fingers and toes.

“And you?” I asked. He was slumped there against the tree, obviously dizzy. I went to take him in my arms.

“Get away from me,” he growled. And started off walking, fast away from me. “Stick your filthy droit du seigneur right through your greedy heart.”

But I caught up with him and he didn’t resist when I put my arm around him and we walked on together like that.

“Now, that’s an idea,” I said, kissing him quickly though he stared forward and continued to ignore me. “If I was ‘King of the Vampires,’ I’d make it the right of every maker to drink from his fledgling anytime he chose. Maybe it would be good to be king. Didn’t Mel Brooks say, ‘It’s good to be the king’?”

And then in his droll cultured British voice he said with uncharacteristic brashness, “Kindly shut up.”

[—-]

I had turned to leave him when he took hold of me. His teeth went into the artery before I could think what was happening, and his arms went tight around my chest.

His pull was so strong that I swooned. Seems I turned and put my arms around him, catching his head in my left hand, and struggled with him, but the visions had opened up, and I didn’t know one realm from the other for a moment, and the manicured paths and trees of the Tuileries had become the Savage Garden of all the world. I’d fallen into a divine surrender, with his heart pounding against my heart. There was no restraint in him, no caution such as I’d shown in feeding on him.

I came to myself on the ground, my back to the trunk of a young chestnut tree, and he was gone. And the mild balmy night had turned to a gray winter dawn.

Home I went—to my “undisclosed location,” only minutes away on the currents of the wind, to ponder what I’d learned from my friends because I couldn’t do anything else.

The next night on rising, I caught the scent of David on my jacket, even on my hands.

– Best part of Prince Lestat. Unf unf hot DAMN. (via birdisland)

communistdracula:

shroudsinvenice:

ohliechtenstein:

No matter how much you hate Prince Lestat I think we all gotta agree on how fab and under-appreciated Bianca is.

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^^ Look at this perfect post of Bianca Solderini appreciation, guys. Just look at it. 

Yes yes. Bun always has great Binky posts!

[11/7/14 9:48:56 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: AND THEN
[11/7/14 9:48:58 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: I was thinking
[11/7/14 9:49:07 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: about how Seth got Lestat’s dick working
[11/7/14 9:49:21 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: and he probably WATCHED Lestat do that dumb chick
[11/7/14 9:49:38 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: who was apparently hanging out reading books and textbooks in the Fucking room
[11/7/14 9:49:44 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: the room with one-way glass
[11/7/14 9:49:49 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: designed simply for fucking
[11/7/14 9:50:03 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: And her eyes were too pale to be beautiful?
[11/7/14 9:50:25 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: WHAT IS TOO PALE TO BE BEAUTIFUL YOU DICK?
[11/7/14 9:50:29 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: *ahem* sorry

i-want-my-iwtv, ranting about Prince Lestat (via viaticumforthemarquise)