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If I offer you the sex will you write my essay?

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♛Ye gods, you really don’t want to write your essay! There’s nothing you could offer me to do it for you, even “the sex.” I wouldn’t want to deprive you of the sense of accomplishment you’ll feel when you’re done with it. Which really, to some people, is better than sexual gratification.

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(FYI there are plenty of naked horny bodies shoved at me without the essay requirement.)(I mean I already wrote 9 novels and another is in the works, I’ve paid my essay payments! My “essays” are what got me so much damn attention, don’t you want to hone your own skills and be in as much demand as I am?!)

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Interview with the Vampire + The Onion headlines

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Hey this isn’t my fav scene but I remember I started reading qotd and marius described lestat and how beautiful he is and I laughed so hard and couldn’t keep reading because it’s lestat writing how he thinks marius describes him and I died

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Lestat interviewing Marius:

Lestat: So you just spent awhile talking about Louis. What were you thinking about me at that time, prior to the concert?

Marius: That Louis was waiting for you.

Lestat: Ok, yes, but what about ME?

Marius: …

Lestat: …

Marius: …

Lestat: Well I’m just saying you were very descriptive about Louis and Gabrielle so I just want to keep your voice consistent. What did you think about me at the time?

Marius: That you were the damnedest creature. 

Lestat: Really? You mean that?

Marius: Yes, a brat prince.

Lestat: Go on.

Marius: *sigh*

Lestat: *pouts*

Marius: Okay. Honestly you are such a child. -pauses- Face and form…  The  ice-blue eyes, darkening with laughter; the generous smile; the way the  eyebrows came together in a boyish scowl; the sudden flares of high spirits and blasphemous humor. 

Lestat: And?

Marius: Lestat!

Lestat: What? I just want the full story. Talk about my body.

Marius: *grumbles* Even the catlike poise of the body… So uncommon in a man of muscular build. Such strength, always such strength. 

Lestat: Oooh that’s good stuff… *writes* You make me sound so cool.

Marius: …such irrepressible optimism. *groans*

Lestat: Okay now we can move on.

(Bolded and underlined are canon or almost-canon quotes)

I want to pinch Lestats cheeks

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♛Isn’t that sort of reserved for children? Are you calling me a child? I’ll fight you!!

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Or are you… do you mean my ass? It’s so strange that pinching, smacking, really any touching of the butt is so much fun to do. What reaction are we looking for when we do it? Anything! A jump, a giggle, but really I think we’re trying to motivate (or figure out whether there’s a chance of) sexytiems.

Louis says he hates it when I do any of that to him but it so often leads to a good result that I can tell you he’s sending mixed messages on that *winks*

I love it when he pinches my cheeks. Face or otherwise.