
G.O.B.: Take a look at banner, Michael!
Episode 3×03 “Forget-Me-Now”
It’d probably work better than his other lines.

G.O.B.: Take a look at banner, Michael!
Episode 3×03 “Forget-Me-Now”
It’d probably work better than his other lines.
Thank u! YEP, it’s all of those reasons! But it’s also actually an homage to MTV’s old slogan, “I want my MTV.“
BTW: This is probably the meme that inspired all my madness:

The first ones of these I saw made me laugh so hard that I knew I had to make some of my own. So pleased that other blogs like textsfromthevampire and vampiredevelopment are doing them, too! :]

Michael: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’m going to give you a promotion. Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.
George Michael: Wow. I’m Mr. Manager.
Michael: Well, manager; we just say manager.
Episode 1×02 “Top Banana”

Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.
Episode 1×03 “Bringing Up Buster”

Tobias: Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
#Intercourse with the Vampire.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!
Lestat is fashionably late, as usual.

Buster: That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.
Key Decisions [1.4]
Mama always said, “don’t make every moody brunette you’re attracted to into a vampire.” But I didn’t listen.
“Disaster, my son.”

Michael: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
Michael: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
Episode 1×09 “Storming the Castle”

Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.
Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”
Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.