
Because I can.
“I don’t find this amusing…."
This is the chemical formula for love:
C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
Another typical evening at the Rue Royale.
At this point I realize I am basically re-editing the movie to add back in all the UST. Whatever, whatever, I do what I want.

^the vampire Mael’s “Not bad.” expression.
FYI Prince Lestat was not delivered to my e-reader at the stroke of midnight. Wonder when it will magically deliver…


PRINCE LESTAT HAS DROPPED, BITCHES

Lestat’s I’m Fabulous monologue begins…