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You know that one scene where Legolas gets a bloody lip/nose (can’t remember which) in The Hobbit and looks at it in astonishment? When that happened I leaned over to my fiance and quietly quoted the film Dodgeball, saying, “No one makes me bleed my own blood.” We laughed for a good five minutes lol

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thranduilings:

I HAVEN’T SEEN DODGEBALL BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A GR8 JOKE bc it totally suits Legolas character

I GOOGLED AND EVEN FOUND A GIF FOR IT

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”

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trashcanamerica:

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

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ryansarms:

Couture Corset “The Admiral”

“The Admiral” is a uniform inspired corset top with high collar, lapels, spikey epaulettes and semi-transparent detachable skirt pieces.
The corset is made from satin and is elaborately decorated with lace appliqué, synthetic leather cutwork, silver beads, Swarovski crystals and metal buttons.
The epaulettes are made from sturdy thermoplast and are also decorated with beads, Swarovski crystals and buttons.

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Source: ryansarms