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Guess who writed this? *casually promotes* Just gonna put ^this here.
The Lestat Movie Is Definitely Happening, But Who Will Direct?
“Earlier this month, Anne Rice fans had reason to rejoice as Universal Pictures scooped up the rights to the entirety of the author’s Vampire Chronicles . Now is seems plans to resurrect this forgotten franchise are heating up with rumors of a writer-director being hired.”
The Lestat Movie Is Definitely Happening, But Who Will Direct?
Hey, if there are vampire scienticists now, will be there some room for vampire lawyers? Because my body is ready for all your vampire wealth.
What kind of lawyer? The kind who argues that Lestat should be arrested for… I don’t know specifically…
Amel suing Lestat would be an awesome thing.
Custody battle over who gets control of Lestat’s body
-actually the one who owns Lestat’s body-
-he is my blood bitch-
Catfight : Lestat vs. Willow (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻
‘Crap Crap Crap!!!!’ The cat barreled off the desk, causing the papers that were in neat piles to scatter in her wake. That’s it; it was time for drastic measures! She sulked in the corner for a moment, her pride damaged and her fur had lines of…
Willow was suspicious. Lestat never cooed to her unless… Her eyes went wide as she bolted down the stairs. Wriggling her way under the couch Louis was normally on, she waited. This was the one room she’d never seen Lestat flip the furniture of. Who knew? She stayed motionless, calming herself so she could follow the sounds of the blond vampire. She knew better than to think he’d given up the hunt, not after what she’d just done.
♛He had just gotten a few strokes in, emboldened by the very faint purring she could not contain. As Lestat inched closer, she knew the game, and FLED. Gritting his teeth, Lestat collected himself, and then followed her ONCE AGAIN. This chasing nonsense was becoming intolerable. He floated down the stairs as stealthily as possible, listening for her pulse.The sound of her rapidly palpitating little heart was enticing, he might have very much enjoyed draining the life from it under these special circumstances, if he could get away with it sans punishment. Holiday decorations all around the flat served as a reminder that this was not the time to start a war with any of his little coven. However, there were more fun things than killing or bloodletting…With a little thought, Lestat watched triumphantly as Willow was tugged by an invisible hand and suspended in the air, clawing at nothing! Would she care to take a spin? He considered this while settling down below her on the couch, keeping her helplessly treading afloat in midair.The tabby was infuriated. Cats hated two things, being wet and stuck in midair. She’d only learned the last from Lestat and Armand when they could catch her. He’d even had the gall to sit right underneath her on the couch. She thought hard about giving him what humans had termed a “golden shower” but decided against it. One thing she did know was midair was one step away from flying and into what would just be circumstance. ‘I give I give! Put me down or I’ll call Danny!’ Her limits had been pushed. She hung there like a kitten being carried by its mother, waiting to see if Lestat would heed her yield or not.
♛"Well look who’s mood has been elevated?“ Lestat didn’t even try to repress a giggle. The look on her face was one of submission. After floating her for another few minutes to drive the point home, he set her down beside him on the couch and raised a hand tentatively to pet her. Yes, a truce would be most desirable. If Daniel walked in to find them getting along then so much the better. Perhaps Lestat would even give her a sardine or two ❤
Catfight : Lestat vs. Willow (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻
‘Crap Crap Crap!!!!’ The cat barreled off the desk, causing the papers that were in neat piles to scatter in her wake. That’s it; it was time for drastic measures! She sulked in the corner for a moment, her pride damaged and her fur had lines of…
Willow was suspicious. Lestat never cooed to her unless… Her eyes went wide as she bolted down the stairs. Wriggling her way under the couch Louis was normally on, she waited. This was the one room she’d never seen Lestat flip the furniture of. Who knew? She stayed motionless, calming herself so she could follow the sounds of the blond vampire. She knew better than to think he’d given up the hunt, not after what she’d just done.
♛He had just gotten a few strokes in, emboldened by the very faint purring she could not contain. As Lestat inched closer, she knew the game, and FLED. Gritting his teeth, Lestat collected himself, and then followed her ONCE AGAIN. This chasing nonsense was becoming intolerable. He floated down the stairs as stealthily as possible, listening for her pulse.
The sound of her rapidly palpitating little heart was enticing, he might have very much enjoyed draining the life from it under these special circumstances, if he could get away with it sans punishment. Holiday decorations all around the flat served as a reminder that this was not the time to start a war with any of his little coven. However, there were more fun things than killing or bloodletting…
With a little thought, Lestat watched triumphantly as Willow was tugged by an invisible hand and suspended in the air, clawing at nothing! Would she care to take a spin? He considered this while settling down below her on the couch, keeping her helplessly treading afloat in midair.
My prodigy
RP blog for Harriet the Cat. A stray cat that was adopted by Louis de Pointe du Lac.
~*~QUEEN OF THE DAMNED LIVESTREAM: OPEN TO ALL~*~
ooc; We had an awesome turn out for the Interview with the Vampire livestream. For those who can stomach it, I will be livestreaming Queen of the Damned Sunday, November 23 at 4PM CST/5PM EST. It’ll be our afternoon of comedy.
The livestream will be at…
This was so much fun.
This really was a blast and I have to thank everyone involved for finally helping me get through this movie. It was just as awful as I had always suspected it was, and yet, so much less painful bc you all were making it fun.
The takeaway messages seemed to be:
- Lestat has a serious boob fetish. Like stronger than any of us realize.
- Plot? What Plot? What do you need plot points or explanation for when you have Lessssstaaaaat?
- Pronounce his name with a lot of “s” and a lot of “a”.
- Jesse is not Bella Swan altho there are similarities in this movie version of her and that is upsetting.
- David Talbot was actually pretty hot here and deserved so much better.
- Armand was was actually worse here than in IWTV and deserved so much worse. #Defending Antonio!
- Lestat is actually the Queer of the Damned.
This would have been better with liquor, but sadly, I couldn’t drink as it was a work night and I am incapable of the Little Drink.
So thank you merciful-death for setting this up and I am excite for the next one!
Okay but imagine David and Daniel as companions for a time.
I like to think that David would have a serious respect for Daniel—after all, Daniel was the first to ever record a vampire’s life the way they all do now, the first to create the fictional safeguard. If it weren’t for him, so many important things would never have occurred—he’d count Daniel Molloy a personal inspiration.
And Daniel would be so shocked because he’s been self consciously believing he had, in a sense, been replaced now that David does his job better than he ever did, but David has none of it and the two of them strike up a very nerdy rapport.
And Daniel pokes fun at how stuffy the Brits are and that David needs to relax, and still calls him an old man—who cares if the body’s young?
And David begrudgingly finds that endearing but only half heartedly glares and tries so hard not to acknowledge when he does that.
And they’re both so genuinely into the archiving and discovering of things and Daniel has a way of continuing his journalistic urges, in a sense and David is no longer the only person besides Jesse who does that—hell, Daniel, David and Jesse can form a cute little vampire trio of nerds.
And I just really want Daniel to have friends who respect and enjoy his company and I really want one of those people to be David Talbot.
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