mysaria:

I did them all, because they’re fun! Also, keep in mind that my brain is completely fried from Uni.

Who is louder?
    Lestat, being the singer he is, starts off louder than Louis. Almost composing whole ballads in honour of Louis’ crimson chest sweat. However, this really fuels (haha) Louis, with him being eventually the louder one. (Also, Louis needs to make sure David hears what they are up to, bc that’s a thing, obviously)
Who is more experimental?
    Definitely Lestat, no question here. I mean, you just need to start *any* sentence with “Lestat, should we…” and the answer will be YES LET’S DO THE THING I KNOW PLENTY OTHER THINGS TO GO ALONG WITH THE THING TO MAKE IS THE BEST THING EVER.
Who takes more risks?
    Louis, because his love is on fire. Okay let’s try to be serious here. I will say Louis, as I am quite certain Lestat wouldn’t see things as risky.
Do they fuck or make love?
    Even the kinkiest, dirtiest, naughtiest fuckery is in its essence an act of love between them, so I’ll go for good ol’ love making.
Lights on or off?
    Lights? They love it.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
    I think Louis. Unless Lestat is in a mirror maze, man, he loves getting it off with lots of images of himself.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
    LESTAT.
Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
    The first years, Lestat tried to convince Louis that novice vampires run around naked. It didn’t work – except for that one time – since then no underwear is safe from Louis’ path of revenge.
Who comes first?
Louis.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Louis is better at it, Lestat prefers it.
Who is more submissive?
You know, my first thought would be Louis. But I can really picture him being the only one Lestat could truly submit to.
Who usually initiates things?
When doesn’t Lestat initiate things?
Who is more sensitive?
Lestat.
Who has the most patience?
Lestat. It is known.
Which kinks do they share?
Since it has been many, many years since the fire incident, every now and then they really get into fire-play – for the old days’ sake. They both have a hair fetish, as that is one of they few things still human-like. *Okay kids, better tune out here* Oh, and they are utterly into fisting. I am convinced and nobody could tell me otherwise.

I mean, you just need to start *any* sentence with “Lestat, should we…” and the answer will be YES LET’S DO THE THING I KNOW PLENTY OTHER THINGS TO GO ALONG WITH THE THING TO MAKE IS THE BEST THING EVER.

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