I’m not great with names, but I want to name my Apple TV something VC related. Can you please help?

I don’t know what’s unique about Apple TVs I just have a regular TV, but maybe a pun about TV or apples? Also depends on how much canon you’ve read, and which books, bc there are characters who don’t exist in all the books. Here’s a list of the characters, looks fairly up-to-date, but if you haven’t read all the books beware, spoilers.

There’s the recent and increasingly popular “Le Slut”…

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I actually named my computer Flavius ages ago (maybe high school?) when Pandora was new and it was appropriate bc Flavius was my faithful servant… Who do you want faithfully serving/entertaining you? Altho sometimes Flavius crashed, of course. He did his best!

Other food-related names… there was also The Vampire Almond, from ages ago… there was even an RPer for it @thevampirealmond, “Akashew” was mentioned there.

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Anyone is welcome to add ideas!

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marmoset-marmoset:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

aetherbox:

nevver:

Isolation

I am now imagining a trio of dysfunctional vampires or immortals or something. And 2-300 years later, one of them is still That Fucking Guy.

it’s not technology, buddy, it’s just that no one agrees with your entitlement to their attention

HEYO

roachpatrol nailed it. A lot of people are very bothered by being deprived of a “polite” way to interrupt and demand the attention of people who don’t want to talk to them right then, and dress this up as being concerned that people aren’t interested in the “world around them”, where the “world around them” actually means “engaging with me right this minute.”

shipping-isnt-morality:

I don’t have a well-articulated way of putting this yet but so much anti rhetoric strikes me as deeeeeeply sexphobic?

Like….. sexual attraction isn’t inherently predatory. Arousal is a largely involuntary process with no moral implications. Getting aroused by weird, benign, even horrifying things is a normal part of being human, and if it’s not distressing to you or causing you to act in antisocial ways then it’s not even a little bit an issue.

The idea that being aroused by another human is inherently objectifying of that human is some straight-up 18th century Kant philosophy. It was predicated on a lot of ideas we now know aren’t really true, and are deeply sexist besides. And they’re still just as wrong and sexist now as they were then? Sexual arousal isn’t a prequel to violence, attraction isn’t objectification, can we please all just in general stop being so afraid of other people’s and our own sexual feelings and start figuring out how to be accepting and positive about them in a way that benefits everyone

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gatissed:


“She had the gorgeous young fop murder her husband.” Louis : “How do you know?” Lestat : “Read her thoughts.” Louis : “I can’t.” Lestat : “The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true for us all, we grow stronger as we go …”

– Anne Rice {Interview with the Vampire}

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the-shitpost-chronicles:

Everyone’s favorite rockstar rebel. 🌹

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obsessional-ram:

theraphaellus:

bundyspooks:

Young girl taking a mirror selfie with a box camera, circa. 1901.

There are pictures of Armand like this out there somewhere I hope you realise

#ART REQUEST

something like this?

@theraphaellus

@i-want-my-iwtv

File under: #Fanart request #Request FILLED 

Armand playing with the latest technology! Omg?! I love it!!

This is lovely, Rammy ❤