Local man realizes whiskey isn’t an appropriate breakfast

eliestela:

violeteyedvampiremolloy:

Now that’s a news flash….

“What do you mean it is not appropiate breakfast?”

Does the VC fandom have a drinking game for watching Interview With The Vampire?

Not that I know of, officially, but over the years I’ve collected some #VC Drinking Game posts, so check out that tag 😉

Check my #adult beverage tag for drink ideas, also, @blood-of-the-rose posted the vampires as (alcoholic) drinks, you might want to check that out.

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Here are MY rules (revised a little from how I’d posted them before):

GENERAL

  • One shot for every Dark Gift scene. 

LOUIS (he’s the main character so he gets most of the action here!)

  • Drink whenever Louis refuses to do so.
  • Drink whenever Louis is shown on his back. (THERE ARE SO MANY TIMES)
  • Drink whenever anyone touches Louis’s hair.
  • Drink whenever Louis sets something on fire or scythes off someone’s body part

  • Drink whenever Louis smiles (it’s rare, but it happens).

LESTAT

  • Re: Lestat getting mad, specifically: Drink whenever Lestat goes from Calm to ROYALLY Pissed in 0.5 seconds (there’s at least 3x!)

CLAUDIA

  • Drink for every on-screen dead body that Claudia is responsible for (ONE drink for the “killing a whole family” scene tho!).

OTHER

  • Drink when Daniel flips the cassette over
  • Drink when Armand passes his hand through the candle flame

Faith sir, we were carousing till the second cock. And drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.

thepatronsaintofdollarslice:

For ease of drinking enjoyment:

Macbeth 
Lady Macbeth 
Hecate 
Speakeasy Bartender 
Nurse Shaw 
Bald Witch 
the Porter 
Lady Macduff 
Agnes 
Matron Long
Green Witch
Malcolm
Boy Witch 
Duncan 
Catherine Campbell 
Banquo 
J. Fulton
Mr. Bargarran
Macduff

(Also added a link to this at the top of the page)

Virgin drink recipes here

Enjoy!

Going off of someone’s ask about a Lestat AU Drunk History, what are your headcanons for what all the main vc characters are like drunk? What type of drunks are they? Just wondering lol

“If I want to sleep all day and drink all night, I’ll do it, damn you!”

– Lestat de Lioncourt

I’ve had this ask sitting here for far too long, Anon, I’m sorry for the delay on reply. Anyone is welcome to reblog/comment with mortal or vampire headcanons!

Also, @blood-of-the-rose posted the vampires as (alcoholic) drinks, you might want to check that out.

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[^X digging up an oldie from the archive…]

you know, I’ve always wondered about this… Ricean vampires ONLY drink blood, right? But, why just blood? Because “normal” food doesn’t taste good for them anymore? What it would happen if they try it?? Maybe they’d get sick?? I don’t know, but I would love to find out :p (Btw, LOVE your blog)

Thanks for the blog luerve! <333 I really appreciate it.

Yep, Ricean vampires can only drink blood 😛 In some fanfic, they can take little sips of other liquid, but IIRC, they can only consume blood in canon.

^This is from What We Do in the Shadows. I don’t think it would be exactly like this for Ricean vampires, but it’s hilarious (but GROSS) so WATCH IT (if you can handle the gross). For these and the Ricean vampires, eating people food is bad, but not lethal.


Ricean vampires lose a lot of digestive anatomy when they’re turned. So their bodies just can’t metabolize it. So, cooking smells become repulsive to them, as Louis describes it in IWTV:

“The slightly nauseating smell of cooking meat… I caught the sweet smell of the spices and the fresh green of marjoram and bay; and then in a wave came the horrid smell of the cooking meat, the blood and flesh decaying in the boiling fluids.“

If they were to try a bite of a plate of food, it might be like trying to force yourself to eat something inedible, like an old soapy sponge, maybe? Our body’s way of defending itself from inedible things is to make them taste bad (but then there are people with Pica, who eat inedible things and then there’s the fact that some edible things that are good for you might not be very tasty unless prepared somehow so… idk).

I would guess that eating a whole plateful of food would just make Ricean vampires throw it back up, no enjoyment in or out 😛 

@roselioncourt RPs as Rose de Lioncourt, and that muse has experimented with food made from blood. You could ask her about that.


BONUS: Louis Xavier Lewis-Smith, who played Denis in movie!IWTV, teaches us how to make a British Mojito:

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So… Um… Bird-like alien parents that don’t like Mammals made immortal “black people” to take down Atlantis and stuff… I shouldn’t be reading this while sober, should I?

I haven’t finished reading it yet! So I don’t have a public opinion on the freshly Highly Problematic™ aspects, but alcohol does tend to pair well w/ this sort of thing.

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