vampires-in-south-park:

Later on

South Park S03 E17: The Brown Noise

Mr. Garrison:G’night, dad 

Garrison Sr.:Good night! 

Mr. Garrison: Guess I’ll just go on up to bed now! Don’t really have any pajamas! Guess I’ll just sleep in my boxers or something! 

Garrison Sr.: Should be fin

Mr. Garrison: I’ll leave the door open a little in case you need to see me ‘bout anything! 

Garrison Sr.: Won’t be necessary! 

Mr. Garrison: I’ll just be goin’ up to bed now! Guess, guess maybe I won’t even wear those boxers! – 

Garrison Sr.: I’m not going to molest you! – 

Mr.Garrison: YOU DON’T LOVE ME! – I WANNA DIE!

applepiesandimpalas:

If Anne Rice has taught me anything it’s if something is upsetting you set it on fire

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i’m reading the vampire armand and oh my god i just read what armand did to claudia and i’m shocked and horrified and oh my god please help me process this

This should help a bit:

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[The most important thing, according to @vampiredevelopment]

Shocked and horrified would be the appropriate reactions to that scene IF we believe him about that. VC is all about unreliable narrators. Armand is telling his story to David here, trying to intimidate him. Did Armand really do it? We don’t know. If he did, could Louis really forgive him? EVER? 

… or, was Armand really trying to help her, as he claimed? “I tried to grant her fondest wish, that she should have the body of a woman, a fit shape for the tragic dimension of her soul.” -The Vampire Armand. 

Who knows?! #Your headcanon may vary.

In related info, I have only ever seen one fanart of this scene… beware, once seen cannot be unseen, but I love it bc it truly captures the moment:

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[VC Surgery by bsse2004]

terryfphanatics:

bitch-dont-scream:

When people complain about pointless shit to you 

When people hate on the profession you want to go into 

People 

When someone brings up a phase you went through and it embarrasses you

When your daughter tries to kill you

When your boyfriend sides with your daughter and tries to kill you too 

When your boyfriend refuses to admit to loving you and leaves you to die of pneumonia at his feet 

When you’re Lestat de Lioncourt but Louis de Pointe du Lac sasses you

Hearing the name Louis de Pointe du Lac 

Who is your asshole boyfriend

My god LOL

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merciful-death:

❝ You whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats and staring for hours at candles as if they were people and standing in the rain like a zombie until your clothes are drenched and you smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a baffled idiot at the zoo.❞

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