Lestat: I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.
Daniel: Really.
Lestat: People know me.
Daniel: Well, I’m very happy for you.
Lestat: I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Tag Archives: chat
we-called-it-our-conversation:
Louis: What are you, 12?
Lestat: Yeah on a scale of 1 – 10.
Louis:*peacefully doing the evening crossword* I’m looking for a six letter word for disappointment
Claudia: Lestat
Louis:
Claudia:
Louis:…it fits
Lestat, IWTV:oh hell no, if anyone is going to be louis de pointe du lac’s boyfriend, it’s me
Lestat, IWTV:oh hell no, if anyone is going to have louis de pointe du lac’s child, it’s me
Lestat, Prince Lestat:oh hell no, if anyone is going to marry louis de pointe du lac, it’s me
Louis: Fuck Lestat
Armand: I’m trying
Lestat:*gestures at Claudia* i have made a vampire child!
Louis:you fucked up a perfectly good little girl is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety
lestat: *breathes*
louis: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD CAN YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF HOLY SHIT!
Me: so the next time I go to the bonfire
(there will be a next time) I will pick a different outfit
Friend: what kind of dress are you going for?
Me: like an 1860s hoop skirt and corset job
Friend: -_- i’m afraid you’ll run away to
oak alley
Me: I’m not gonna run away to /Pointe du Lac/. just musing. Daydreaming.
Friend: ok, good. it is 3pm,
peak daydream time
Me: i daydream 100% of my conscious
time
Friend: no wonder you don’t do drugs
Vampires and Vanity
Armand: I am all knowing.
Gabrielle: I am above this.
Marius: I am never wrong.
Akasha: I AM THE QUEEN.
Lestat: I AM INFINITE.
Louis: ……..
discussing this on Plurk (armand = me, lestat = oramuda, arthur & merlin are my friends neko and frankie, respectively.)
#TEHYRE JUST FRIENDS UWU IT’S OK TO… omg hahaha… yes, FWB intensifies…
but really, give me Bridezilla!Lestat: “LOUIS WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE FUCKING CALA LILLIES NEXT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING ORCHIDS I SPECIFICALLY SAID-”
Can I just mention that this post is kind of great on this topic bc it contains an equal amount of:
- squee
- silly character analysis
- headcanons
- tumblrland Hyperbole™
I’m using it as a shining example of ppl being able to have fun with a topic.
You all have permission to be silly with these characters ok there is enough room on the internet for everybody’s ideas and plotbunnies to roam free.
I-want-my-IWTV 