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It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Your boss knows what’s up.
I asked my roommate to bring me a diet coke when she went to the gas station
@interviewed-the-vampire, here’s your Daniel one from a year ago. You has started a VC set!
Lestat: *sulking bc they don’t have a Lestat one*
Daniel: But you don’t even drink –
Lestat: NOT THE POINT THEY SHOULD HAVE ONE FOR ME, TOO *sulks*
Armand: If it makes you feel better, they never have “Armand,” either.
*Lestat and Armand hug it out*
After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.
oh my god
Unmut this 😭😭😭
I hardly EVER reblog cats, so please, please, believe me when I say you need to watch this
rebloggleboogle for ever
Hey this isn’t my fav scene but I remember I started reading qotd and marius described lestat and how beautiful he is and I laughed so hard and couldn’t keep reading because it’s lestat writing how he thinks marius describes him and I died
Lestat interviewing Marius:
Lestat: So you just spent awhile talking about Louis. What were you thinking about me at that time, prior to the concert?
Marius: That Louis was waiting for you.
Lestat: Ok, yes, but what about ME?
Marius: …
Lestat: …
Marius: …
Lestat: Well I’m just saying you were very descriptive about Louis and Gabrielle so I just want to keep your voice consistent. What did you think about me at the time?
Marius: That you were the damnedest creature.
Lestat: Really? You mean that?
Marius: Yes, a brat prince.
Lestat: Go on.
Marius: *sigh*
Lestat: *pouts*
Marius: Okay. Honestly you are such a child. -pauses- Face and form… The ice-blue eyes, darkening with laughter; the generous smile; the way the eyebrows came together in a boyish scowl; the sudden flares of high spirits and blasphemous humor.
Lestat: And?
Marius: Lestat!
Lestat: What? I just want the full story. Talk about my body.
Marius: *grumbles* Even the catlike poise of the body… So uncommon in a man of muscular build. Such strength, always such strength.
Lestat: Oooh that’s good stuff… *writes* You make me sound so cool.
Marius: …such irrepressible optimism. *groans*
Lestat: Okay now we can move on.
(Bolded and underlined are canon or almost-canon quotes)
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