“perhaps you’d like another cigarette?”
“yeah, i suppose i would. it’s not bothering you, is it?”
“no.”
Do I look like I know what a jay-peg is?
Lestat, in Prince Lestat, probably (via remarried)
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lestat: *starts to do literally anything*
everyone: hoe don’t do it
lestat: *does it harder*
everyone: oh my god
This actually happened in rehearsal today
Actor: line
Me: no
Actor: line please?
Me: no
Actor: LINE. PLEASE.
Me: YOUR LINE IS NO.
*cooks my husband* well shit
queenofthesavagegarden: #Louise stop setting me on fire I h8 u#(no I don’t)
ooc; *anne rice voice* i love all my vampires! lestat, louis, marius, armand, *looks at smudged writing on hand* daniel malloy
A less than thorough summary of the Tale of the Body Thief
Lestat: WOW LIFE SUCKS ON THIS MAGICAL MALL ISLAND THAT DOUBLES AS OUR SAFE HAVEN (seriously what let me live there pls), GOING 2 THE DESERT, BE BACK NEVER
Other coven members: kay
Lestat: *gets a strong tan job* well fuck, i’m still alive, hi David
David: wat
Lestat: lol sweet pad bro
James: psssst hey kid, you wanna do some things?????
Lestat: UR DAMN RIGHT I WANNA DO SOME THINGS
David: LESTAT YOU CAN NOT SWITCH BODIES WITH THIS JAMES FELLOW HE IS A MONSTER AND A LIAR AND IT WILL END IN DISASTERRRRRRRRR
Lestat: i don’t see how this could possibly go wrong
David: did you even hear me?
Lestat: ok but
Louis: can u not *strops*
Lestat: LUMP OFF HAHAHAH I DO WHAT I WANT YOLOOOOO
Lestat/James: *Freaky Friday’d*
James: SMELL YA LATER *whoosh*
Lestat: rude…OOH DOGGIE 😀
Lestat: WAIT ALL OF THIS IS TERRIBLE BUT ALSO KINDA MAGICAL BUT MOSTLY TERRIBLE IDK WHAT I EXPECTED BUT PEEING IS GROSSSSsss….*pneumonia’d*
Gretchen: r u ok
Lestat: clearly not, Claudia
Grethcen: what
Lestat: what
Claudia: really though, r u ok, i’m not even really here
Claudia: p.s. you’re still an asshole
Lestat: 200 YEARS WILL GIVE YA’ SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK
Gretchen: ur not that bad a person
Lestat: nah, i am tho. wanna smoosh, y/y
Gretchen: ok sure
Lestat: THAT WAS FUN *flies home*
Lestat: LOUIS MY LOV-
Louis: ENJOY AN ASS-HANDING– Oh…
Lestat: OW LOL WAIT HELP :(((((
Louis: NO SAVE URSELF
Lestat: Louis pls
Louis: ENJOY BEING ALIVE YOU TREMENDOUS LITTLE SHITTTttt… *disappears*
Lestat: I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR TRASH SHACK PLEB oh, so hey, Marius, while ur here-
Maruis: nah *disappears*
Lestat: Marius why 😥
Lestat: OH HI DAVID pls help I hecked up 😦
David: ok fine you scamp
Lestat: SHIT YES ROAD TRIP
Lestat: WE’RE ON A BOAT
David: Lestat pls
Lestat: wanna bump uglies
David: LESTAT FOCUS
Lestat: ok but do you
David: YOU MUST LEARN TO REDO THE THING
Lestat: :((((
David: in a few hours, we strike
Lestat: ok ok I GOT THIS
Lestat: DAMN I FORGOT HOW FINE I AM *puts on “Goodbye Horses”*
David: THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
Lestat: OK NOW????
David: yea, i brought a gun lol
Lestat: *SCHWIP*
James: gdi gdi gdi gdi
David: I’M TOO RICH TO DIE *blam*
Lestat: ??????
Lestat: PROFIT!!! zzzzz…
Lestat: DAVID WHERE ARE U
David: MIAMI, DUH AND/OR HELLO
Lestat: o i c
David: dark gift pls
Lestat: what, really, oka- WAIT JAMES YOU MOTHER FUCKER, LESTAT SMASH
David (James): x_x
Lestat: fuck oops
Lestat: *flies back* LOUIS LET’S REBUILD OUR HAPPY HOME
Louis: what
Lestat: wait, brb!! 😉 *gone*
Louis: um
David: writing is sweet
Lestat: lol nice hotel
David: YOU SCAMP
Lestat: how’s the whole being young again thing going for ya?
David: Lestat no
Lestat: David yes
David: OH GOD WHY- okay fine, but be gentle
Lestat: DRINKY DRINKY WELCOME TO THE *~*SAVAGE GARDEN*~*
David: woah, yeah this is pretty sweet, l8r tho
Lestat: DAVID WHERE ARE U
Lestat: I don’t know what I expected
Lestat: ugh w/e i’m a monster 😦 *flies home*
Louis: WELCOME HOME DOUCHE CANOE
Lestat: love u too boocakes
Lestat: wait what…David?????
David: ROAD TRIP PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Lestat: AWWWWWW YESSSS 3TP 5EVARRRRrrrr…
Lestat: Wow I am still so alone 😦
THE END
// No, I know what it’s from. XD I was asking why the “eagle two” thing is funny and why “eagle two” is saying “Thank god”.
First of all bc this is how an exchange would go between Lestat and Louis:
“Come in, Eagle One, this is Currently Doing That. Over.”
“Roger, Currently Doing That, what is your ETA? Over.”
“I should be there in about thirty minutes after I rendezvous with It Happened Once in a Dream and If I Had to Pick a Chick. Do you have Been There Done That with you? Over.”
“Sounds good, yes, I have Been There Done That and Eagle Two is on his way as well. Over.”
“Roger that. Currently Doing That: over and out.”
Let me explain u a thing: Well the “Eagle One” thing… he goes with Eagle bc it’s an American symbol of freedom and kickassery. It’s supposed to inspire patriotic and powerful feels.
So the “Eagle Two” thing is funny because… “Eagle One” starts us thinking everyone will just be numerical, like Eagle One, Eagle Two, Eagle Three, etc. but he immediately goes into these code names that are descriptions of how he feels about (or relates personally to) each member of the “team,” like “Been there done that” is someone he slept with, “It happened once in a dream” is like saying “I would be into you in a fantasy situation only”… and they’re all kinda negative in a way. Like ‘Ugh, well, “If I HAD to pick a chick” it would be Jesse.’ we all know Lestat is pansexual so that’s not as funny as it is in Parks & Rec bc Andy is meant to be straight.
When he hesitates on choosing a code name for that last person, it’s because he has no romantic feelings for (and doesn’t really have an opinion about) him, so “Eagle Two” is like, “Hmmm I am neutral towards you.” Which is better than something negative or crude. Hence, Daniel goes, “Thank God” bc he’s glad Lestat has spared him potential humiliation ;]
Especially humiliating to each other bc they’re expected to contact each other with these code names.
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