Michael: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Lucille: It’s a hug, Michael; I’m hugging you.
Episode 1×20 “Whistler’s Mother”
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Maggie: I never thought I’d meet someone like you. But come on. I mean, do you still really want me? Are you really that great of a guy?
Narrator: Michael had always thought of himself as that great a guy. The kind of guy who could raise someone else’s baby.
Michael: Of course I am.
Narrator: But he wasn’t, and he regretted it the moment he said it.
Episode 2×012 “Hand to God”
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Passive-aggressively ignoring someone until they leave you, disgusted and on the verge of suicide, is not being a good boyfriend.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 2: Armand is the best character in the series no matter what anyone else, including and especially Anne Rice, says.
i ❤ Antonio Bandaras as Armand.
I love him too and I will defend him 5ever.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
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You know you really should be nicer to me considering I was so recently crazy.
lestat: *breathes*
louis: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD CAN YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF HOLY SHIT!
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
This series becomes really funny when you look at it through the lens of “every character just trying their damnedest to upset Armand”
ooc; Alternative title for VC: Everybody Hates (except Marius)
“See this is why I don’t wear nice things, Lestat. People use it as an excuse to pet me. Or grab me. *siiiigh*”
this asshole has already killed dogs and now he’s munching on a child seriously lestat should put him out of his misery
merciful-death: ooc; My mother
We watch a movie when we eat dinner together and guess what we watched the first half of tonight
Lestat doesn’t know how to quit Louis.
Basically what happens during every IWTV rewatch EVER
ooc; Other quotes from my mother while watching the first half of Interview with the Vampire
“Are these two gay for each other” – about Louis and Daniel
“Tom Cruise is the beautiful one” – STEP ASIDE LOUIS
“WHY DO ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE DIE”
“Lestat’s always on top. No wonder Brad Pitt was miserable.”
“This guy needs to stop abusing animals and just kill people”
“Do they ever kill men or are they trying to hide that they’re gay”
“I swear that interviewer is giving him the eye”
“This is the second fire in thirty minutes”
^THIS. I want her commentary on SO much more.
I-want-my-IWTV 