George, Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah? I don’t think that that’s true, Dad.
George, Sr.: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys!
Pilot – 1×01
Tag Archives: digging up an oldie from the archive
We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong. [X]
I have this headcanon where Armand is just /so/ oblivious when it comes to jokes, puns, etc. Like, you have to explain every detail to him so he’ll get it and yes this is really dumb I just needed to share it.
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- specifically Lestat’s shit, but everyone seems to also be contributing
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- baseball with candlesticks and fire in the house HOMERUN
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- Your Louis has run out of battery. Please connect to a charger.
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- Specifically Lestat, but everyone is welcome to do so as well.
Louis loved Elsa’s “Let it go”
Louis: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Armand: The finest in Paris.
[X Home Alone w/ the Vampire]
Second Breakfast
Lestat’s face is just like “holy fuck that’s brilliant why didn’t i think of that we have the smartest child in the world”
#HE LOOKS SO STRESSED – yes u are correct. louis is screaming internally.
I-want-my-IWTV 