Oooh! That’s a cool idea… Fandom, let’s gather some ridiculous Lestat quotes for a tatt on this post. Mention the book it came from, too, if you can.

Here’s some I grabbed from IWTV, they’re not all ridiculous but they might work as a tatt, anyways. They all sound like canon to me, but check a legit copy of the book bc these are from an unreliable PDF.

Ridiculous Lestat quotes from IWTV: 

I’ll play the drum if I like! 

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• Stop looking at my buttons,
• Don’t fall
  so madly in love with the night that you lose your way!

• You’re dying, that’s all; don’t be a fool.

• You’ll have to bed down with me this morning. I
  haven’t prepared you a coffin.

• If I want to sleep all day
  and drink all night, I’ll do it, damn you!

• Now, I’m getting into the coffin, and you will get in on top of me if you
  know what’s good for you.
• The hell I won’t!

• He’s dead, you idiot!

• Don’t be such a damned idiot. Haven’t you ever seen a rat?

• Rats can be quite nice
• [Re: a shattered crystal glass that he shattered] You don’t mind, do you? I surely hope you
  don’t, because there’s nothing much you can do about it if you do
  mind.
• I’d like to meet the devil some night, I’d chase him from here to the wilds of the Pacific. I
  am the devil.

• I ought to drive your horse
  into the swamps. You’d have to dig yourself a hole and smother!

• You whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley
  cats and rats and staring for hours at candles as if they were people and standing in the rain like a zombie until your clothes are drenched and you smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a
  baffled idiot at the zoo. (<— This is probably too long but a piece of it might work, like “Staring at nature like a baffled idiot at the zoo” which is my tag for cool nature-related stuff, and some ppl have even adopted it from me.)

• You’re being morbid! It’s almost dawn.
• I
  can give you death more easily than I gave you life!
• Did I kill him or did I not kill
  him! What’s your guess?