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I was tagged for VC fandom selfies (thanks @xlilvamp and @just-another-vcblog

šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–) and was super flattered! Selfies are haaard bc IDK ~Beauty Standards~ and all, so you get a dump of them and probably no more for a long long time:

(1) overly brightened version of me wearing my hoodie up a la Children of Satan style,Ā 
(2) bathroom selfie bc y’know (btw I made that necklace I’m wearing in top right),Ā 
(3) a TINY smile, bc St. Patrick’s cathedral is in the bg and classing things up,
(4) blue-filtered nonsense in front of another church to look like a frame from an indie movie about whether or not the Manic Pixie Dream girl will accept Loser Dude and the church message is encouraging a yes? IDK.
(5) Felt like posing with this model showing her my hand modeling game is better than hers so there,
(6) Got a pic with Gaspard Ulliel and NO the fact that he’s 5 times bigger than me won’t be a problem for us we are in LOVE.
(7) #45 in fact is a neighbor of mine, not next door thank goodness, but a walkable number of avenue blocks away OH WELL.

Bonus:

Yes that is 100% real plastic diamond I’m wearing.

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Tagging ppl who have tagged me in a get-to-know-me-meme recently (I’m flattered that you tagged me, not sure if I’ll answer)(I’m sorry sometimes I get shy and don’t want to #be social #on a social network) or in the past, or just been in my activity feed recently, but please, consider yourself tagged, I’d love to see more of your faces!Ā 

No pressure if you are tagged, you can post a selfie or give me 5 things that make you happy. If you’re an RP blog, you can do it in character ;}

@sunjawlow, @princelesthottie, @heather-destler, @wicked-felina (well I had to add my fic collaborator!), @violeteyedvampiremolloy, @pour-some-aspartame-on-me, @lady–of–greenwood, @rip1009, @lestat-delight, @annabellioncourt, @romanchronicles, @roselioncourt, @merciful-death, @gairid, @devilsfool, @moral-cipher, @not-a-princess-but-a-queen, @terryfphanatics, @redversaillesrose, @notquitefurioso, @thelionscrimsonclaws@obsessional-ram, @eliestela, @bloodstainedcherub, @claudiaindarkness, @theraphaellus, @covenofthearticulate, @theballadofmrslovett, @monstersinthecosmos (you don’t have to since you’ve done it recently but still), @sanguinivora, @nope-astrology-nope, @morganeskylar, @claudyn, @kfw-dan, @sheepskeleton, @nostradamvs, @chochimaru-sama, @perladivenezia, @theoneandonlylestat, @whiteredrose13​,@julieczyras, @bluecoattallmadge

But what if one had a broken nail when turned into a vampire? Would they grow uneven for eternity? So annoying!

Fingernails are not subject to the Rule of As-Is, my new term forĀ the aspects of appearance someone has as a mortal that will be strictly adhered to when they are turned (like the fact that they are missing a limb, or their hair is shoulder-length, things like that).

[X Lestat left one of his vicious little thumb rings w/ me <3]

It could stay uneven/broken for other vampires in other media.

Why aren’t Ricean vampire fingernails subject to the Rule of As-Is? Well, as you say, an uneven/broken nail would be hella inconvenient for eternity! But none of AR’s vampires ever mentioned having this issue, and with so many vampires, who have known so many more vampires, collectively, surely one of them would have brought it up by now if it were a thing. So I have to conclude that fingernails are not subject toĀ the Rule of As-Is.

[^Claudia’s aren’t long but she was a child, special exception. In Ricean vampires, their nails also have a kind of glassy sheenĀ also my hands are prettier than Louis’ hands]

I headcanon that their nails grow to a certain length when they are turned, longer than they were in life, and will grow back to that length after being filed down. Lestat files his nails, he’s doing it in IWTV:

ā€œAnd he drew
from his pocket a nail file, and, seating himself on the foot of the old
man’s bed, he began to file his long nails… Ā I could
hear the old man talking to Lestat; Lestat, who sat with his legs crossed,
filing and filing, one eyebrow arched, his attention on his perfect nails.ā€

Bc in vampire lore, in general, abnormally long fingernails are considered a sign of being a vampire. This comes from the fact that when you exhume a body from its coffin (to check to see whether dead Auntie Vivienne has been turned into a vampire *gasp*), the nails appear to have continued to grow, therefore, Auntie Viv must be undead! In fact:

ā€œIt is not that the fingernails are growing, but that the skin around them retracts as it becomes dehydrated, making them appear longer. When preparing a body, funeral directors will sometimes moisturise the fingertips to counteract this.ā€ [X]

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For my birthday this year, the lovely @gairid sent me this spectacularly appropriate Dark Gift of the full set of the Adagio tea VC fandom blends [source], designed by @underhyll​*. Ā I had pined for the set but couldn’t choose which characters I wanted to drink from (hehehe), but having the whole set now, well, THEY ARE ALL DELICIOUS.Ā 

And if you think I saved Lestat’s flavor for last, you are very wrong. He was up first, and his sweetness and bite were exactly right, very in character Ā ^,….,^

@gairid informs us that ā€œMarius makes a lovely iced tea sweetened with honey,ā€ I shall have to try that. He sounds like an ideal spring/summer flavor. Also, thatĀ ā€œLouis is just gorgeous (which makes sense).ā€ It does make sense! He very much is.Ā ā€œI agree about Lestat, too…crisp with a little snap to it!ā€

So far though, Louis is my favorite. Early grey, blackberry, and lavender. It’s smooth, wholesome with a touch of sweetness, almost like caramel. Must drink w/ a candle nearby, optional: while wearing Lestat’s thumb ring**

The contents in the tins are artful in their own natural way, so I took pics of mine. I love how the Louis blend is dark, the Lestat and Claudia blends flanking his are basically blonde!Ā 

I’ll be posting reviews of the other flavors later šŸ˜‰

*They may or may not be developing more character blends… !

**I’m looking for a jeweler who can make more of these thumb rings; I got mine at Hot Topic in the 90′s and it is pretty fragile, so I rarely wear it. Would love to redesign it out of more durable metal…

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Mater Fabuloso’s offline this wknd. Possibly a few days more. Ā 

Y’all behave yourselfs ^_____^