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hyperbeeb:

[Top photo] the opening paragraph if My Immortal

[Bottom photo] the opening page of actual published novel The Blood Vivicanti by Becket and Anne Rice

what fresh un-edited hell is this

omfg amazon: [Becket] has been working for Ms. Rice since 2005, and he has spent that time
learning from her the craft of writing. He is also the author of “Key
the Steampunk Vampire Girl and the Dungeon of Despair.” h elp i’m fucking wheezing what IS THIS SHIT

THANK U FOR SHARING THIS COMPARISON OMG i’m speechless. #A heartbreaking work of staggering genius. 

Source: high-fructose-lesbianism

Hey, what kind of music does everybody listen to?…

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@aganmagdalene said: This is fantastic! I feel that it’s all so accurate it hurts, especially regarding Marius lol.

Thank you! Comments like these make it all worth it *u*

hyperbeeb said: tbh i always thought Louis would be into The Used. After 200+ years, he finally found some musicians that truly spoke to the emotions he feels

Ha! You have a good point there. A pointy point. #Headcanon accepted.

@babylonsabby tagged: #I friggin’ LOST IT at David jamming to Michael Bolton when he’s alone lmao #like nobody’s supposed to know…. #vampire chronicles

XD I know right??! Guilty pleasure.

lestatemperorofthedead: Bet Louis’ favourite song from Hozier is Arsonists Lullaby…

^ textsfromthevampire post

Hey, what kind of music does everybody listen to?…

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duendology answered your post: “BLOOOOOOD” EVRATHANG

Ahh but we can. It was Anne Rice who came up with the title/term (for this new vampire species) NOT Becket. Ask Becket. lol

wowwwwww…. 

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Prince Lestat- coming October 28, 2014

This picspam doesn’t even kind of represent how bananas this fucking book turned out to be

^TRUTH #vampire crackicles

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hyperbeeb:

Currently imagining Lestat who, after several hundred pages of what the fuck is now the leader of the vampires making it a law to “not talk shit about Bon Jovi”

Say what you want about Lestat’s musical contributions, but YEAH: TALK SHIT ABOUT BON JOVI and prepare to DIE. SLOWLY. ON FIRE. to the tune of “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

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I feel like all the Vampire Chronicles books should just be renamed with a brief description of whatever adventures Lestat got up to in them

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hyperbeeb:

So books 1-10 would become

  1. Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
  2. Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
  3. Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
  4. Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
  5. Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
  6. Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
  7. Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory 
  8. Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
  9. Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
  10. Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit

11. Lestat’s Adventures in Fixing Everyone Else’s Problems [nodominion]

I feel like all the Vampire Chronicles books should just be renamed with a brief description of whatever adventures Lestat got up to in them

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hyperbeeb:

So books 1-10 would become

  1. Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
  2. Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
  3. Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
  4. Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
  5. Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
  6. Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
  7. Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory 
  8. Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
  9. Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
  10. Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit

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merciful-death:

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violcetta:

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violcetta:

Hey, if there are vampire scienticists now, will be there some room for vampire lawyers? Because my body is ready for all your vampire wealth.

What kind of lawyer? The kind who argues that Lestat should be arrested for… I don’t know specifically…

Amel suing Lestat would be an awesome thing.

Custody battle over who gets control of Lestat’s body

-actually the one who owns Lestat’s body-

-he is my blood bitch-

30 days of me being being an asshole using fanfiction Day 21- Superhero AU

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hyperbeeb:

Fandom: The Vampire Chronicles

Pairing: Probably everyone

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#obligatory VC fic b/c they’re my number 1 fandom and i fear being irrelevant within their ranks. #30 days of me being an asshole

This was tres amusing. You are totally relevant within the VC fandom ranks, bb.