Another photo study from August…
Photo Study of Tom Cruise as Lestat from Interview with the Vampire.
Referenced from this lovely edit by dandelioncourt.
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I was bored and feeling nostalgic so I made a thing
And the Vampire Chronicles fandom arises to give us this gold nugget
It’s literally only the second night and Louis is already 500% done with Lestat and his bullshit
*Lestat’s thoughts after finishing IwtV*
Lestat: Ok… That sounds fake but ok.
There is a “suck” joke just waiting to be made….
There’s more than just a suck joke and I am ashamed of myself for thinking of that
it was ninjagiry and not me that tagged these “period panties” but I think i-want-my-iwtv needs to see these horrible things.
So the Priapae is a thing
Talking about the Priapus jokes, I can totally picture Lestat reciting some verses from the Priapeia to Louis. For example:
– “Simpler far to declare in our Latin, Lend me thy buttocks; What shall I say to thee else?”
– “Pierced with a foot-long pole thy skin shall be stretched in such fashion, Thou shalt be fain to believe ne’er had a wrinkle thine arse. ”
– “Such be the fruits that youth who owneth the flourishing fieldlet, Placed on the table of stone, naked Priapus! for thee. ”
– “This staff in robbers’ vitals deep shall plunge, Up to its bushy base and bag of balls. ”
– Oh, and there’s many many MANY more.
^Well that was informative. Try memorizing these for hilariously better insults to hurl at your friends and family!
“You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes…
…The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.”
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Mon Dieu such high praise! Best blog EVER? Thank u, much appreciate, it always feels good to know my mere presence is wanted *u* btw top secret but i may be considering doing some videos of myself so u can see me in the flesh stay tuned….
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