Prince Lestat prediction #1,437

merciful-death: “Prediction: Lestat is guilty of this and after three hundred pages of him attempting modern slang, he’s finally crowned Pope Lestat.”

LOUIS: What the hell is this? (picks up vial from coffee table)
LESTAT: Oh, that. Just something I picked up somewhere.
LOUIS: (opens it, sniffs) Is that blood? A mortal’s blood?
LESTAT: FUCKING HELL, LOUIS, IT’S A HOLY RELIC, YOU’RE TAINTING IT!
LOUIS: I’m tainting it??! Oh no! Now I’m COMPLETELY damned… *rolls eyes*

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On Lestat’s fashion choices

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Exhibit A: 

vampchronfic: Lestat bought the entire collection.

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To be fair, Lestat is actually full of WIN

lestattheonetruepope:

captainciara:

what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction

what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it

Forgive me for being the more optimistic one.

… sometimes what Lestat ends up doing is actually marvelous and brings about joy and love (along with the pain and destruction).

#we make fun of u bc we love u, bb ♥

eternallyfabulousbratlestat:

asktheblackwolf:

eternallyfabulousbratlestat:

((Two random mobile musings.
1) it’s really windy outside and the sound of the old leaves blowing around is so beautiful
2) I really want Lestat and someone to do something sexy in public.))

//I missed the ‘and someone’ in #2 and imagined him just doing a striptease in the middle of the mall or something.//

((Because he would. He’d get up in the main area of the mall and just sing “doing it” while stripping. He likes himself and the attention so it works.))

#FicRequest