Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
♛Merci ma chérie! As always,your etiquette is perfection, no wonder they call you the Lady of the Manners. Lovely sentiment *blows a kiss*
You know my taste for sumptuous apparel and interior design so well, and with your aesthetic so closely aligned with mine, I might have to whisk you off one of these evenings on a wild shopping spree… I assume I have a standing invitation… *winks*
♛I… this outpouring of birthday wishes is terribly sweet, I’m printing every single one of them to show Armand that my followers care very much about this old devil!
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