incurablenecromantic:

eccentricmisseclectic:

autisticdorumon:

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

3-dprintedbong:

theverge:

This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort    

Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.

SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE

#coffin #its a coffin

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ella–watson:

twerkcy-jackson:

vethox:

Look at your wrist, see the blueish veins? The blood flowing through them contains hemoglobin, a protein that has four iron atoms incorporated into its structure. Iron is only naturally produced in one place, it can only be forged in the core of dying stars.

Every time you look at your veins, remember that you are built from, and kept alive by, pieces of stardust.

This is beautiful. I needed this

just learned this in astronomy and can confirm. I love.

annabellioncourt:

So Teen Witch is on Logo, and there’s an advert for their holiday movie line up and the voice over says “We have Gay Apparel” (in reference to the lyric in “deck the halls”) and it cuts to Lestat jumping on top of the coffin, and Louis going “perhaps, yes.” and I aM DYING.

Wait WHAT? IWTV is in this holiday as in Not Halloween, like a happy upbeat movie lineup? Lestat is pleased.

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