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me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]
me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i’m not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best……. [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]
Give ❤️ this ❤️ to ❤️ the ❤️ twelve ❤️ nicest ❤️ people ❤️ you ❤️ know ❤️ if ❤️ you ❤️ get ❤️ five ❤️ back ❤️ you ❤️ must ❤️ be ❤️ perfect. ❤️
Merci beaucoup! Claudia doesn’t want hearts tho. She wants an Xbox. Is that what the kids are playin’ these days? idk I am so out of the loop. I kicked butt at Super Smash Bros.

How are you ? :)
(this reply drafted on lovely Friday evening) Cozy, thanks! Lestat and I are doing “chill and Netflix.” He’s promised to watch Portlandia with me like 37 times and we can’t get too far past the opening theme music before he’s mewling for cuddles. Which I can happily do for awhile, until he gets too amorous, and then I have to tag out and have Louis take over.
I’m just not ready to die that way.
Update: 10 minutes past the opening theme music and he’s behaving himself, actually watching it! Thank goodness for the Brunch episode.
I’m surprised you said not to half ass it I expected you to be the type of person to say don’t do your essay kill your teacher
♛Well sometimes teachers do die, it’s a sad fact of life. Claudia’s teachers had a shortened life expectancy, unfortunately for them. If you kill all your teachers, you’ll have to accept homeschooling, and you have to ask yourself whether your parents are talented enough for that bc I CERTAINLY WAS.


♠ one happy family ♠
“I had what I wanted, what I had always wanted. I had them.”
Lestat in “The Vampire Lestat”
you can learn from mistakes, Louis. just don’t ask Lestat to do it.
Lestat never makes the same mistake twice, he makes it five or six times, just to be sure.
Lestat! Why is your hair so beautiful when its down? I want to run my fingers through it all day
♛I wish I could recommend a brand of dye or shampoo but it’s always been gorgeous; remember, it’s partly why I was chosen by my maker.
I love having my hair fingercombed. Claudia used to braid flowers into it. Louis knew, early on, that the quickest way to disarm me was to find some excuse to stroke my hair.

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“Lestat if I let you drink my blood would you write my essay for me”
Like mine. You ever gonna take me up on that invite? 😉
♛Ever?! It’s been five days, child! Have you considered that I am a Rock Superstar and might have a packed schedule trying to catch some facetime with the Pope while he’s in the US?

Think of my perspective: if I say yes to you, I have to say yes to everyone, and there are only so many hours in a night. Perhaps I’ll have to visit unannounced to take you up on your offer privately.
Further, watching a lion kill is nothing like watching a vampire kill. Lions do not, to my knowledge, have long drawn-out evenings with their victims, plying them with charm, drinking in their last hours, before spiriting them away to an alley to suck a gallon and a half of blood out of them. And then trying to find the best way to dispose of the mortal coil that’s left over. I need to make friends with a cannibal like Dr. Lecter to take care of that aspect…
I can’t even convey to you how twisted my victims can be. I detest sex offenders and yet, since by nature they work alone, they’re easier to draw out than drug dealers, who tend to have a whole entourage these days.
You don’t want to be around sex offenders. You’re too precious for that.