♛Isn’t that sort of reserved for children? Are you calling me a child? I’ll fight you!!

[fanart by danyanddany]

Or are you… do you mean my ass? It’s so strange that pinching, smacking, really any touching of the butt is so much fun to do. What reaction are we looking for when we do it? Anything! A jump, a giggle, but really I think we’re trying to motivate (or figure out whether there’s a chance of) sexytiems.

Louis says he hates it when I do any of that to him but it so often leads to a good result that I can tell you he’s sending mixed messages on that *winks*

I love it when he pinches my cheeks. Face or otherwise.