
Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?

Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?
From i-want-my-iwtv! the-gentleman-chronicler asked for a Lestat/David drabble, so I was thinking… what could Lestat give David as a present? What WOULD he give David? How would he give it to David?
And then this happened instead.




[lestat de lioncourt voice] ohm god look at that person they’re they most beautiful thing i ve ever seen i love them *looks over his shoulder* ohm god look at that person they’re the mos
me reading every Vampire Chronicles book ever: lestat pls don’t
What Lestat thinks: 
[via versaillesrose, here]
[11/7/14 9:48:56 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: AND THEN
[11/7/14 9:48:58 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: I was thinking
[11/7/14 9:49:07 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: about how Seth got Lestat’s dick working
[11/7/14 9:49:21 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: and he probably WATCHED Lestat do that dumb chick
[11/7/14 9:49:38 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: who was apparently hanging out reading books and textbooks in the Fucking room
[11/7/14 9:49:44 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: the room with one-way glass
[11/7/14 9:49:49 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: designed simply for fucking
[11/7/14 9:50:03 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: And her eyes were too pale to be beautiful?
[11/7/14 9:50:25 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: WHAT IS TOO PALE TO BE BEAUTIFUL YOU DICK?
[11/7/14 9:50:29 PM] Burnadette dpdL i-want-my-iwtv: *ahem* sorry
ooc;
Alright, so I feel like I need to make this a post. I hope I don’t come off as rude, but this is becoming a bit of a annoyance. People aren’t reading my rules and it’s frustrating me to no end. Though I will not name names — as they’ve all unfollowed me once I told them no — I feel like these incidents were a sign to make a small PSA:
Lestat is not some bleeding heart who will change because you beg him to. He is, and always will be, a brat. He enjoys toying with people and seeing how far gone he can make them. Yes, there is affection. And yes, there could be love. But odds are it won’t happen. You’d have to be something extraordinary to make Lestat that far gone. Yes, he’s flirty and smooth with your muse, but that does not equate true romantic interest. It’s mainly manipulation, and I’ve had that warning up ever since I made this blog.
Lestat will also not sleep with everyone who asks. Seriously, stop assuming he wants to have sex with your muse just because he wants to drain them dry. And don’t get fussy when I say ‘He’s not like that’. I’m not saying that sleeping with others is completely out of the question. It’s just not likely unless they really get his heart – figuratively – pumping. And if they’re able to accomplish that, it’s not really a good thing. I enjoy smut as much as the next lady or fella, but the thing is Lestat isn’t easy. He never will be easy. He’s as high maintenance as they come, so be prepared to work for it if you want it.
Unless your Louis in which case he’s all but rolling all over you for affection and attention whoopsSo there it is! My small, but necessary, PSA. I hope I don’t make anyone mad by saying this, but it’s getting out of hand and making me uncomfortable. Thanks for reading this as well! And now back to your regularly schedule Monsieur
PrissypantsLestat.
PREACH. I am tired of ppl treating all Lestats this way. He is NOT just a manwhore. To portray him as such would be ooc.
I doubt we’d all still be so madly in love with him if he was actually written that flatly.