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If youre in the company of a vampire you dont know what are your statistical odds of dying/unknowingly donating blood?
That entirely depends on the unfamiliar vampire you’re with!

[memeything by vampiredevelopment]
There are a ton of different kinds of vampires out there but the scariest by far are probably those from I Am Legend or 30 Days of Night, they can’t be reasoned with at all and they don’t care if it’s a painful death either btw. So you are definitely gonna die if you meet them.
Ricean vampires: Your survival/blood donation odds depend on the vampire, their hunger-level, and their style of getting blood.
For example:
- Lestat can take a little drink from anyone and not kill, but when he kills he aims for major evildoers (”They’re easier, and they taste better!” so says movie!Lestat),
but he does slip up and kill innocents from time to time so you should still be careful. - Marius also goes for evildoers. Are you an evildoer? It has to be lots of evil, irredeemable evil. Not just minor evil. So don’t worry about him.
- Louis kills indiscriminately so if he’s hunting and he finds you, well you are SOL. Unless you can talk with him a little, if he gets to know you, he can’t kill ya ;]
- Armand used to go for those who wanted to die already but how much of that was his inspiring that desire in them or they had been wanting it already is up for debate.
- Daniel um, idk…. I would assume also goes for evildoers…

cup-of-lixx reblogged your post cup-of-lixx asked:Yo mom, what’s … and added:
Oh god you posted that *blush* i-want-my-iwtv is taking care better care of us than Uncle Lestan 😉 😉 But yes, seems like it ❤ If you’re okay with that, so am I.
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How do you think Claudia’s life would of been if she was found and turned as a teenager (like 16 or 17 years old) or found and turned at age 18 or 19? How different would her relationship be with Lestat and Louis? Do you think Claudia still would of try to kill Lestat? Do you think Armand would of still had his coven of vampires kill her?

Answered that mostly in my notp tag, in which annabellioncourt answered the aged-up Claudia question very well:
I’ve thought a lot on the Claudia/Louis thing, and while I don’t think an aged up Claudia would give a second thought to ravishing Louis, she’s a symbol for everything that horrifies him about himself, and I don’t think that that would exactly be grounds for amorous thoughts. Sure, he loves her and cares for her, but I think if she was an adult, it’d be a lot easier for him to see just how far mentally out there she is, how evil, how unable to understand human goodness she had grown to be.
With Lestat, I think it would be much the same.
I think Claudia still would have tried to kill Lestat, bc she was after his power, too, and disgruntled that he wouldn’t give them the answers about their origins as a species.
Armand still would have had his coven kill her (one could argue whether he orchestrated that or just went along with Santiago’s decision) because he wanted Louis all to himself, and knew that Louis would have a hard time ever separating himself from Claudia.
-finished tale of the body thief- … -stares blankly at lestat-

♛”What specifically blankens your stare, mon ami? Is it the incredible story that was woven so artfully by yours truly, the rollercoaster of anxiety and relief that coursed through you vicariously as I yet again prevailed in the face of certain doom?” Lestat leaned back in his chair, smiling triumphantly.
“Or were you disappointed in the coven as a whole for its failure on an individual basis to support me in my hour of need? That my One True Pairing of a lover completely left me to my own devices despite the fact that he himself would have been long dead by that time if I hadn’t fallen so hopelessly in love with him???”
- I think there are smaller puff pastries hello u live down the street from cafe du monde
- Louis is like Oh plz no oh shit should i get involved have i ever gotten involved-
- who’s leakingz strawberry filling naow?
me: I’m queen of hell I’m the baddest bitch look at my eyebrows
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