The Obvious Solution

cloudsinvenice:

hannibelle-lecter:

But like in the months Abigail spent living with Hannibal, did she ever need an emergency tampon run and Hannibal had to drive out to a 7-Eleven and stand in the isle and make the decision between Tampax Pearl and Tampax Radiant?????

I’m just going to leave this here so my fellow Vampire Chronicles/Hannibal fans can mentally insert the obvious solution. Because I’ve not been around to torment you properly. 😛

#oh yes i went there  #sorry not sorry  #am a troll  #hannibal  #vampire chronicles 

The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen. It IS blood, after all. 

[if you’re confused click the link for explanation: fanart by eeba-ism]

Your hair’s like something spun from amber, as if the amber would melt and could be drawn from candle flames in long fine airy threads and let to dry that way to make all these shining tresses. You’re sweet, boylike and pretty as a girl.

David Talbot to Armand (via paintedwithblackwings)

Armand doesn’t respond well to compliments like these… is this why he purposely wanted to freak David out with his story about “helping” Claudia? I think so. 

VC – Memnoch Shenanigans by Eeba-ism

“Oh the horror on Armand’s face…

And David, the pity, the sympathy… 

And the shining gamine figure of my Dora, my slender yearning Dora with her huge black eyes…

I rolled her over gently… and pulled up her skirt…” – the Vampire Lestat, Memnoch the Devil

Oh. My. God.

Ok, ok… of course this moment seemed dramatic to me when I first read it, which is why i highlighted it (u should see all my VC books lol.. they glow). 

But when I went back to read it again I couldn’t help but laugh myself sick imagining Armand’s and David’s reactions to Lestat’s particular choice in cuisine once he’d made it back to Earth.

This is completely OOC, I know. But whatever. I couldn’t resist at least drawing a crappy little picture. It was just too funny in my head.

Oh, and I draw Armand with freckles. Deal.

This is. I would say. The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen. 

I love the fanart tho! This is probably the only fanart of that scene.

ᴛᴏ sᴜғғᴇʀ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ [1994] | ᴍᴇʀᴄɪғᴜʟ-ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ & ᴘʀɪᴍᴜsᴅᴜx

primusdux:

God had done this to him, of that he was certain. Or was he? How much longer could he try to convince himself of that? He could say the note was from another, that it was lies, that Maharet had written it, but what was the use? Who was there to hear him now that he was chained…

ᴛᴏ sᴜғғᴇʀ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ [1994] | ᴍᴇʀᴄɪғᴜʟ-ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ & ᴘʀɪᴍᴜsᴅᴜx

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

the VC fandom loves ourselfs a satan, too!