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Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts
Vampires and Vanity
Armand: I am all knowing.
Gabrielle: I am above this.
Marius: I am never wrong.
Akasha: I AM THE QUEEN.
Lestat: I AM INFINITE.
Louis: ……..
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
A perfect ringtone for annoying text messages.
Here it is.
#useful #shut up louis
#its exra funny bc really Louis hardly gets to have an opinion #those few times when he does #lestat doesnt care for your bullshit #BASICALLY #poor louis #in truth he could be devastatingly mean to
lestat #but he withholds it bc he
knows lestat cant actually take it
Lestat: Are you giving me attitude, Louis?
Louis: I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously. To which one are you referring?
Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn’t work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother.
Lucille 2: Well, that’s healthy.Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”
“WTF Lestat I am NOT NICOLAS 2.0 OKAY??! jfc…”
Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.
Maeby: They do?
George Michael: What a fun, sexy time for you.
Episode 3×03 “Forget-Me-Now”
Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.
Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”
Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.
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