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In honor of my one year anniversary of being Armand on tumblr!!! 

Italics = for people I stalk/admire from a distance

Bold = for people I thread with and you should def. follow

Vampire Chronicles:

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Other Fandom:

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OC:

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Non-RP:

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VC fandom love!   B❤u❤MP (<– zis is the word “bump” with a lovey-eyed emoticon inside it, see i is verray clever)(i think it will catch on)

#Also I love yo graphic faceofabotticelliangel. Much skills, very talent.

Such beautiful writing, medical dialogue poetry

l-e-s-t-a-t:

sootonthecarpet:

old vampires with really outdated medical knowledge trying to help their sick human friends
‘i’m sick, robert’
‘aww, what’s wrong dave’
‘i have a cold’
‘oh u poor thing u must have imbalanced humors’
‘uh robert’
‘let me get u some comfort food and leeches’
‘robert it’s just a head cold’
‘do u need me to bleed u dave because i promise i will maintain my professionalism’
‘ROBERT IT’S A FUCKING HEAD COLD’
‘shh modern science is a marvel u’ll feel much better after some heroin’
‘GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME ROBERT’

‘i’m sick, armand’
‘aww, what’s wrong daniel’
‘i have a cold’
‘oh u poor thing u must need the blender’s medicine’
‘uh armand’
‘let me get u some fiber in ur diet that’ll help -throws socks and rats in blender-’
‘armand it’s just a head cold’
‘do u need me to bleed u daniel because i promise i will maintain my professionalism’
‘ARMAND IT’S A FUCKING HEAD COLD’
‘shh modern science is a marvel u’ll feel much better after a smoothie with my blood in it’
‘GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME ARMAND’

*cries* omg u people… XD

faceofabotticelliangel:

Send me ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together

Pros:

  • It’d be a great time to finish what they started
  • Seriously they have 300+ years of history between them
  • u kno they lahv as much as they h8 each other
  • Lestat can finally ‘dress up’ and ‘dress down’ Armand wink wonk
  • ok but you know these two are in serious need of resolving sexual tension
  • Armand likes da blondes„,

Cons:

  • Armand might just drain him lol
  • pls don’t make him see picture of Satan if he bites u that’s not funny at all
  • Lestat might want revenge on the 243546576879 times Armand has bitten him and not given back
  • They’ll just bitch
  • Or beat each other up
  • Armand would expect Lestat to do most of the work but not overpower him so idk how that works
  • pls don’t make him see picture of Satan if he bites u that’s not funny at all
  • They’ll just bitch
  • Or beat each other up
  • Armand would expect Lestat to do most of the work but not overpower him so idk how that works

OMG YES hahaha

I love ur RP so much, what’s going to happen if u ever move onto another fandom?!! It would be the worstest! You are irreplaceable, faceofabotticelliangel, they broke the mold w/ you.

faceofabotticelliangel:

Send me ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together

Pros:

  • OK BUT ARMAND STILL LOVES LOUIS AS A FRIEND AND PAST LOVER/COMPANION
  • uhm they spent over a hundred years together??
  • they def. know each other well
  • Armand trusts and cares greatly for Louis even after all this time and the shit Louis has done to him
  • Literal. Mindfucking.
  • Armand can’t resist da bootiful 1
  • Armand loves to play with Louis’ hair while they’re kissing don’t even pretend he doesn’t love it
  •  They’ve had some hot makeups since coming together again in 1985
  • Let’s keep it that way
  • LITERALLY THE ONE PERSON ARMAND HAS SPENT THE LONGEST WITH WILLINGLY

Cons:

  • Louis rarely or never has told Armand he loved him
  • He hates when Louis ignores him
  • He’ll just lave again if he keeps up that shit
  • Don’t think or talk about Lestat in the bedroom Louis that’s offensive
  • No he’s not invited to join us
  • Louis can be a bit of a killjoy when Armand has to work way too hard to rile him up past self control
  • why u no luv him?????????
  • Don’t think or talk about Lestat in the bedroom Louis that’s offensive
  • No he’s not invited to join us

*DYING*

Lestat went bowling, apparently. As the ball. Of course. And managed not to knock down ONE PIN. Of course.

This is actually the FC for Maestrolestat, a lovely Lestat RPer I just happened upon, so play with him! 

#His FC is Joe Anderson, go look him up #I’ll wait here #Or just go to maestrolestats vanity link #Isn’t he a great Lestat?! #I knew you’d agree with me #people always come around eventually

A Definitive Ranking of 18 Hot Fictional Vampires

merciful-death:

primusdux:

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primusdux:

merciful-death:

primusdux:

I just… ugh. I don’t even know where to begin.

Well, Miss Eliza Thompson, I shall see your list and raise it one of my own!

Ah.  Well.

At least you are a couple of notches above Nosferatu, non?

A couple of… 

That sparkling, bouffant haired moron beat me for Lord’s sake! He should not have even been on such a list let alone you beating me! 

And besides, we’re hardly fictional! … At least Armand didn’t beat me.

You’ve become old news, I am afraid.

Well we shall just have to change that then, won’t we?

I hope you do realize that stealing vials of the Pope’s blood will not make you a saint, nor gain you positive notoriety.

[[sorry to cut in: I also disagree with this ranking, mes amis. The numbering is definitely off, Deacon Frost was hotter than Blade, there’s a non-vampire on the list (NO #11 DOES NOT COUNT), and where is the Lost Boys’ David? like, HELLO?!]]

A Definitive Ranking of 18 Hot Fictional Vampires

faceofabotticelliangel:

merciful-death:

ooc; one time it was 3am and I livestreamed making graphics for faceofabotticelliangel and somehow I ended up jokingly doing this and deleting it but I found it again

God damn it )

I can’t even… so I have to… for reasons.

merciful-death:

faceofabotticelliangel:

merciful-death:

faceofabotticelliangel:

merciful-death:

faceofabotticelliangel:

merciful-death:

Send me ❄ for drunk texts.

[text] ARMAND I AM CURIPOUS WHY I HAVE RECENTLY HEARD WOMEN BE CALLED YARD TOOLS

[text] I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET MY PHONE OFF OF CAPSLOCK

[text] AH THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER I APOLOGIZE

[text] Louis, I can hear your mind channeling wildly. I have received no text messages from you in the past hour.

[text] WHY ARE WOMEN BEING REFERRED TO AS YARD TOOLS AND HOW DO I GET MY PHONE TO STOP THIS

[text] There’s is a button on your keyboard that looks like an arrow, click that until your text is no longer so large.

[text] Lol I will ask Daniel what a yard tool is.

[text] LESTAT CALLED YOU THAT AS WELL

[text] ARE YOU A TOOL

[text] I MEAN YARD TOOL AH MERDE

[text] THE ARROW WON’T CLICK

[text] Daniel told me

[text] No. No I am not, Louis.

[text] IS IT A GAY SAYING ABOUT PEOPLE?

[text] I MEAN GAY

[text] WHY IS MY PHONE DOING THAT