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winter looks: wearing a blanket over your shoulders like an aging king and looking over your kingdom with weary malaise
louis: hoe don’t do it
daniel: *becomes a vampire*
louis: OH MY GOD
me: sorry I’m taken
*loud dragon roar in the distance*
me: oh, there’s my boyfriend π

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

β You whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats and staring for hours atΒ candles as if they were people and standing in the rain like a zombie until your clothes are drenched and you smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a baffled idiot at the zoo.β
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
i hate when youβre outside and the sun








