vampiredevelopment:

Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.

Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”

Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.

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Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire

The ending of this novel is beyond dumb. It makes you wonder how these Vampires even lived to be as old as they are. They decide they need a ruler so they adopt a Vampire monarchy complete with Lestat as ruler based solely on everyone knowing who he is. Mind you, this is the same Vampire who hates rules, the same Vampire who was dumb enough to turn his powerful body over to a human he just met, the same Vampire who turned his body over to a lab ran by Vampires he just met, allowed them to take DNA samples from him and inject him with drugs, and was just suicidal at the beginning of the book and has shown suicidal tendencies in the past. THIS is who every last Vampire is trusting their very existence to, this suicidal hamburger brained moron called Lestat.

ooc; My favorite part of a review for PL on Amazon. (via merciful-death)

jehanjetaime:

Angelic remarked how these pictures would be equally fitting with Louis, Armand, and Lestat. So I HAD to do it.

They’re shopping for Benji. Gold Giorgio Armani hot pants go with fedoras, right?

Lestat is offended bc he can’t tell that they are looking at hot pants, he thinks Armand is appraising Louis’ package.

MEANWHILE Lestat is wearing a Brooks Brothers suit like some kind of IRS analyst or some crap ffs. STOP IT WITH THE BROOKS BROTHERS.