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“Poor Louis. You’re a vampire now. It doesn’t work like that. And Lestat is such a motivational speaker, isn’t he? What a good, compassionate boyfriend.”
Tag Archives: the Vampire Lestat
A new Lestat approval for your needs.
So vc-media’s Drabble Dimanche prompts include cowboys
communistdracula and I have too much time on our hands
it just gets better
horrible parody fic below
with accompanying fic
*cries* This is awesome sauce.
30 day shipping challenge || 08 || The pairing with the most baggage?
Literally centuries worth of baggage.
good choice. Accuracy. you have it.
I don’t like myself, you know. I love myself, of course. I’m devoted to myself till my dying day. But I don’t like myself.
Lestat de Lioncourt, Memnoch the Devil (via jardinsalvaje)
A Definitive Ranking of 18 Hot Fictional Vampires
Damon is the hotter Salvatore. No arguments.I just… ugh. I don’t even know where to begin.
Well, Miss Eliza Thompson, I shall see your list and raise it one of my own!
Ah. Well.
At least you are a couple of notches above Nosferatu, non?
A couple of…
That sparkling, bouffant haired moron beat me for Lord’s sake! He should not have even been on such a list let alone you beating me!
And besides, we’re hardly fictional! … At least Armand didn’t beat me.
You’ve become old news, I am afraid.
Well we shall just have to change that then, won’t we?
I hope you do realize that stealing vials of the Pope’s blood will not make you a saint, nor gain you positive notoriety.
[[sorry to cut in: I also disagree with this ranking, mes amis. The numbering is definitely off, Deacon Frost was hotter than Blade, there’s a non-vampire on the list (NO #11 DOES NOT COUNT), and where is the Lost Boys’ David? like, HELLO?!]]
ooc; one time it was 3am and I livestreamed making graphics for faceofabotticelliangel and somehow I ended up jokingly doing this and deleting it but I found it again
God damn it )
I can’t even… so I have to… for reasons.
ooc; Photoshopped this, because don’t tell me it’s not literally Interview with the Vampire
HAHAHAHA. This is win.
I-want-my-IWTV 
