I just wanna say I love your blog. When I first read the Chronicles a decade ago I scoured the internet for VC comedy and spent most of my time laughing at these fanged dummies and your blog reignited that fun. I feel 14 again and happy

Thank u so very much! ❤

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I love that we can all laugh/cry/analyze about these guys together. I started my memeythings bc I’d seen a few like this one (which I think came out around the first movie!Twilight-era) which had the same effect on me, it brought me right back to being 14. This is still funny after all this time:  

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So I guess we actually have to indirectly thank Stephenie Meyer for these things. THE HORROR.

Do you believe in vampires?

No.

This is probably a good question for askavampirologist. I think some people think they are vampires for religious/physical/other reasons… I think there are probably diseases that simulate vampiric symptoms (light sensitivity, etc.). 

It does somewhat comfort me in an odd way that if there WERE vampires, they wouldn’t truly be immortal, because the Earth is headed for the sun eventually, so unless they coordinate with NASA to ship themselves (and a starter pack of humans and animals to feed from) somewhere safer, they’ll end up as dead as us, too! 

I love your tumblr name. I WANT MY INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE! Back when vampires burned in the sunlight and wept at the subtle beauty of the night. XD

Thank u! YEP, it’s all of those reasons! But it’s also actually an homage to MTV’s old slogan, “I want my MTV.“ 

BTW: This is probably the meme that inspired all my madness:

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The first ones of these I saw made me laugh so hard that I knew I had to make some of my own. So pleased that other blogs like textsfromthevampire and vampiredevelopment are doing them, too! :]

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demonswithtea:

Lestat is not amused, Louis! 

Twilight is definitely not literature! XD

Thank you Parle Productions for giving us this meme – it was too perfect to resist~ 

Taken from the opening of: Interview With The Vampire – The Vampire Crackicles! 

The Waiting Room by hw-campbell-jnr

Once the pen is dipped it just wants to make pictures. I’m not responsible for what happens. Though it’s worth noting that Bella sees the same therapist as these guys. He specializes in vampires after all. And Bella has problems. Mostly with self-esteem.

This artist is so intellectually stimulating, plus, her drawing style is very classy, the faces are so expressive. I’m prescribing Therapy with the Vampire.