Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Kitty: Gob!
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.
Episode 1×05 “Visiting Ours”
I can feel weird spending so much time staring at Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise’s faces, but then I do a QotD meme and I’m ready to run back to the IwtV movie. It’s not that Stuart Townsend isn’t hot, it’s that he’s blatantly not blonde.
Never feel weird about staring at the wildly more correct faces of the IWTV cast ;]
Lucille: I want to cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
Episode 3×07 “Prison Break-In”
G.O.B.: My God, what is this feeling?
Michael: Well, you know he feeling that you’re… feeling is what many of us call “a feeling.”
G.O.B.: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Episode 3×02 “For British Eyes Only”
#RIGHT IN THE FEELS
Lucille 2: What you did to me at lunch today… You were ashamed to be with me.
G.O.B.: No! I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.
Episode 2×09 “Burning Love”
G.O.B.: Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?
Episode 2×09 “Burning Love”
Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.
Maeby: They do?
George Michael: What a fun, sexy time for you.
Episode 3×03 “Forget-Me-Now”
Boy Prisoner #2: Anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz.
Episode 3×07 “Prison Break-In”
What did happen:
Louis ignored Armand.
They looked at art.
Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?
G.O.B.: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have G.O.B. [bleep] our way out of it.”
Episode 1×22 “Let ‘Em Eat Cake”
I mean, he fucked them into the problem.
I-want-my-IWTV 